Having one's bottom pinched when in a bar/club

twistedheat said:
If she's hot - look at her, with a blank/very slightly annoyed expression on your face, stare into her eyes for a few seconds, then turn away. Chat to her later on, probably after 15 minutes or more. Hot girls' love a challenge and an attitude, makes you stand out from the average Joe that will get excited at the prospect of her touching him.

If she's ugly - do whatever the hell you like, she will still go home with you.
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This man wins. The top will work however it doesnt if you leave it too long, neck spirits with mates then see her later and try to talk to her!
 
Mohinder said:
Throw your drink over them. They want equality, they can have it. Slags
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As much as I would like to do this. If they were "doable", and that doesn't have to be "fit" once drunk then I would probably try and look a little annoyed, (don't wanna seem overly keen). Then hit it.
 
jdickerson said:
My croch was pinched once. I remembered thinking at the time if it was the other way around I'd be on the sex offenders register.
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Yeah I've had that happen in a club too. I think she must have been on something because she kinda came past me, grabbed hold and then skipped (literally) off towards the bar. I was so taken aback she was like 20ft away before I got my head round it.
 
Definately a flirty thing to do but it will depend on the girl as to how far she/you want to take it. O and if I did that when I was single and the guy didn't smile/show some interest I woul give up on him.
 
Mirri said:
Definately a flirty thing to do but it will depend on the girl as to how far she/you want to take it. O and if I did that when I was single and the guy didn't smile/show some interest I woul give up on him.
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So you would grab a mans crotch, hummm.

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Mohinder said:
Throw your drink over them. They want equality, they can have it. Slags
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Then you would be seen as being in the wrong, because you're a man and she's a woman. This is feminist "equality".

I turn round, look at them as though they are something a stray dog has vomited onto my shoes and say, loudly enough for people nearby to hear, "Please don't do that again. It's very rude.", speaking as a superior to a particularly malodorous inferior, explaining something that should be obvious to a goblin, let alone a human.
 
Gaygle said:
It worse when a 35 yr old (ish) woman does it to you. Like the kind that still think they're young enough to go out clubbing and stuff. :(
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Oh my word, what is wrong with you man!? Get some MILF, I would love an older woman, they are amazing.
 
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