Having one's bottom pinched when in a bar/club

Ive had this happen in Woolworth's ffs :mad::D, also my sister pinched my arse once in the middle of the town center :eek:.
 
Throw your drink over them. They want equality, they can have it. Slags


gotta be up there with the best of 'em.
there should be a thread with all the best quotes in.
I know some of you would spend hours looking through old posts.
And whats up with 30 year olds? beleive me they are better
in the sack than the younger versions so long as they're hot



Jobe
 
i frequently have my arse pinched, normally accompanied by dancing at/around me, and a few crotch grabs and grabs for my belt buckle as well. i will concede that it has absolutely nothing to do with my appearance or how attractive i am, much more to do with being a bouncer and having to maintain a static position on a dancefloor. Being sober i can acutally judge whether they're attractive or not, if they are i play the "cant move or smile" card, which encourages them, if they're not i'll move away or if they're really not have a word with them and threaten to throw them out. makes my night more interesting :)
 
Throw your drink over them. They want equality, they can have it. Slags

Ha-ha!

A random lass who was talking to us put something in my friends pint when he went to the toilet. He came back, seen it, threw 3/4 full pint all over her.

Words don't even do justice ;D
 
Ha-ha!

A random lass who was talking to us put something in my friends pint when he went to the toilet. He came back, seen it, threw 3/4 full pint all over her.

Words don't even do justice ;D

classic. bet she was rough too. :D
 
Ha-ha!

A random lass who was talking to us put something in my friends pint when he went to the toilet. He came back, seen it, threw 3/4 full pint all over her.

Words don't even do justice ;D

lol and what were u doing when this random spiked ** mates pint? just sitting there waiting to see what happened? hehehe spose thats fair enough actually, for giggles and all :D
 
nonononono
if your mates pint was spiked swap ti with an ok one, tell him and get him to play along. Once the girl takes him somewhere for some fun, knock her out call the cops and nick her wallet. Sorted.
 
oh that old thing! get a penny in your pint, gotta down it. Best I got was when I was dancing with some good mates including my best female friend I said "wow its boiling in here" or soemthing to that effect, got half a pint of water over me from the girl :p
 
oh that old thing! get a penny in your pint, gotta down it. Best I got was when I was dancing with some good mates including my best female friend I said "wow its boiling in here" or soemthing to that effect, got half a pint of water over me from the girl :p
Someone in the uni hockey club put a penny in my pint and told me to drink up. I threw the glass at him. ****!

Some manky old penny in my pint. No chance.
 
Girl grabs a guy = consent

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Throw your drink over them. They want equality, they can have it. Slags

:D
 
If a girl did it to me i'd ask for sexy time or ill report her for sexual harrasment, or whatever crime I can get her done for ;P
 
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