Headless body found...

[Rhys]

Must have been a good joke...

 

[Booner!]

Well its 85% Indian\black etc. (or perhaps thats just a coincidence)

That's cause all the white people end up like this?

How do they know that he had a head to begin with? He may have been born that way and taking a nap.

 

[JaffaJedi]

I reckon he sneezed

 

[Indy500]

That's cause all the white people end up like this?

No, Brent is known for heavy migration, just ask any council employee. I've seen an apartment building in south Wembley that looked like it had been machinegunned end-to-end, and the main McDonalds branch in Wembley has bulletproof glass. The reason? Somalis running around with AK47s.

 

[Tony Williams]

We live in a crazy world.

 

[Nitefly]

Probably heading out for dinner but had Nobody to go with.

*Groan*

You are a pain in the neck.

 

[shaffaaf27]

kilburn is onl a mile away.....IT TOOK THEM THAT LONG TO FIND IT , i put it there for council pick up last week. garbage men these days

 

[jamoor]

dont think i would be able to see that :/

 

[stevenazari1]

I wonder if a random high on drugs came by and had his way with him/her after a heavy night on the tiles......

at least you wouldnt have to worry if they was ugly - no need for a bag over the head!

 

[touch]

dont think i would be able to see that :/

Yeah, oddly enough, the police dont allow public viewings of murdered corpses

 

[Lysander]

Yeah, oddly enough, the police dont allow public viewings of murdered corpses

As opposed to alive corpses?

 

[stevenazari1]

Yeah, oddly enough, the police dont allow public viewings of murdered corpses

thats a shame, I've always wanted to see what a clean lob off the body would look like. Like in final destination 2 when the guy gets hit by 3 or 4 lines of razor wire in the field from an explotion and he falls to bits. I always wondered what it would look like, and if you cooked it would it just slip off the bone like a steamed chicken.

 

[badbob]

Police have asked the owner of the body to come forward.

 

[Gaygle]

Seriously, thats not the way to get ahead in life.

 

[nomad]

There can be only one..............

lmfao

 

[4T5]

Police have asked the owner of the body to come forward.

I think he's Heading over there now.

 

[stevenazari1]

I think he's Heading over there now.

omfg hahahahahahahahaha also rofl to only one comment lolz that are so wrong!

 

[Azza]

I think he's Heading over there now.

wheeeey.

 

[M0T]

I knew a guy who seemed quite nice, if a bit odd.

Found out later on he was out of prison after serving 30 years for beheading someone as part of an organised crime ring.

 

[ryder]

I found a headless cat once, in a field near my house.
It was not deemed newsworthy.

Aww dude poor kitty - I hope you gave him a respectful burial.

Oh yeah and the bloke with no head, also a shame, but probably deserved it.