Help name my friends child

[danlightbulb]

Impossible to comment without knowing the surname.

Atticus Jones just doesn't go.

Harlen Globetrotter.

Ronin Rivers?

 

[Kelt]

If this isn't some kind of wind up, then god help humanity.

And that poor kid.

 

[Lysander]

Be rude not to.

Which board?

 

[Mr Badger]

Just tell the kid that he identifies as female and call them Chardonnay.

 

[Gray2233]

Those names all blow. I vote for giving the kid a normal middle name they can use instead.

This.

That poor child.

 

[chroniclard]

Which board?

Dunno, never been on it.

 

[hurfdurf]

Where's the option for 'None of the above for the love of all things holy'?

Maybe they can't decide because they're all crap names?

You need to slap your friend. Those names are rubbish.

This is a joke right?

Post your names in comparison.

 

[Graetzbridge]

John Smith.............

 

[Puzzled]

I picked Ronin because if it wins he'll be named after a cool 90's film.

Same, he'll be retro. Plus he can shorten it to Ron when he runs away from his weird parents

 

[NoobCannon]

Hideous names

 

[Rotty]

My mate had a short list of 3 names for his daughter

Was reduced to 2 when I told him that last female I met called "Angel" charged me 20 quid to rub her **** in my face

 

[2004typer]

No great choices there, but went for Ronin, seems the best out of a bad bunch.

 

[Kelt]

No great choices there, but went for Ronin, seems the best out of a bad bunch.

His mates will just call him Ron.

 

[Hades]

All terrible so I'm not going to vote. I can't bring myself to contribute to this poor kid being bullied at school. Also no pancake option.

 

[Kelt]

All terrible so I'm not going to vote. I can't bring myself to contribute to this poor kid being bullied at school. Also no pancake option.

Pancake would be a better name than the utter dross in the poll.

 

[Graetzbridge]

Joe Bloggs...

 

[Thekwango]

I’m all for slightly more ‘exotic’ names but those aren’t exotic, they’re just ****.

 

[Thekwango]

Post your names in comparison.

Atticus T. Ezra

and yours?

 

[Diagro]

All terrible so I'm not going to vote. I can't bring myself to contribute to this poor kid being bullied at school. Also no pancake option.

I can't see how these names would be a cause for bullying.

Enlighten me.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Post your names in comparison.

Karl

Joseph

Mao

Adolf

Jesus