Here is £80

[robfosters]

Don't be ridiculous, there's no way you could get a pint in London for as little as £80.

Wetherspoons on a Monday, £2.25 a pint

Fair do's, you have to dodge the pushchairs, chavs and unwashed old soaks, but you still get your cheap pint.

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

falling off my chair laughing at some of these responses. Typical GD!

 

[Rannoch]

Bottle of good champagne to look posh in your local park.

 

[BuffetSlayer]

A couple of theatre tickets to something like classical spectacular at the RAH.

Or perhaps the Edinburgh Tattoo, if that is your cup of tea? (probably only get 1 ticket for £80 though).

 

[dl8860]

falling off my chair laughing at some of these responses. Typical GD!

Lol! Yes! What fun, ho ho

 

[Rannoch]

Wetherspoons on a Monday, £2.25 a pint

Fair do's, you have to dodge the pushchairs, chavs and unwashed old soaks, but you still get your cheap pint.

It's like a scene from The Walking Dead lol

 

[BigT]

Go and sign up to yesbets or profit accumulator, do the two free offers and then think about how to spend £100 tomorrow

 

[Rannoch]

I think the cheap hooker is your best bet.

 

[nick.lidgett]

Im fairly certain £80 will procure you the full tony williams experience

 

[brendy]

Your fav Chinese or Indian meal, a new mug or gadget and give the rest to charity. Karma, full stomach and something to keep all in one go.

 

[GWANGY]

A goat can be had for £60 at my local animal shelter

...and at night?

 

[Daftbrown]

Im fairly certain £80 will procure you the full tony williams experience

More than enough. Who could eat that much KFC?

 

[Sankari]

It's like a scene from The Walking Dead lol

But without the vibrant social life.

 

[!bluetonic!]

I would give it all to Tony Williams. Send him off for a couple of nights and get him to report back.

 

[Mr Blonde]

A second-hand wooden leg.

While the IT sector and more lately house sitting has had it's merits, it's always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure. With a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

 

[arc@css]

Another 8GB of memory or some speakers.

 

[Nasher]

A month's worth of petrol

 

[Redz]

£80 worth of Lego

 

[G-MAN2004]

Blackjack and hookers.

...But most likely records.

 

[chief barker]

A Katie Hopkins lifesize cutout,

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Katie-Hopk...93130121&sr=8-2&keywords=katie+hopkins+cutout

They sell a Farage one as well - I'd buy both.