Hostel *Spoilers*

wow, and to think i was gonna go watch this!

only skimmed to try and avoid spoilers for it incase i wanted to see it, but seeing as every post has near enough said its carp i'll give it a miss!
 
'fraid not ;) Wonder if I should put the sig back:

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Watched it this evening and all I can say is Utter utter Toilet is the best way to sum up this film.

It's like Road Trip meets Texas Chainsaw Masacare except this time around Your the victim. Blood and Gore have there very own and proper place in Horror movies. This is out and out trash tv with the Blood and Gore as a substitute for half decent script or storyline. It is so shockingly bad that holds the audience in utter contempt. If it wasnt for the bloodfest it would seriously insult the intelligence of a canary or a gold fish.

Wait till it comes on offer in the Bargain Basement of HMV. Better yet save your 50p. No doubt it will be on Channel 5 at some godforsaken hour in the next six months

Avoid like a dose of the plague
 
After seeing the trailer.. there's no way I'm going near the film :P

That freaked the hell out of me. I could watch the saw's, but the idea of this was horrendous imo.
 
i ended up watching this, and i can say with absolute certainty that this was by far the biggest let down and worst movie i have ever seen!

gore... what gore? SAW II has on average 8 billion times more gore!
plot?... what was the point? i couldnt find one :confused:

and after all that hype about it being the most disturbing film ever, what because its meant to show how people get their kicks out of people suffering and inflicting pain onto others? thats not really any more disturbing than watching a documentary on the suffering in third world countries!

wish i'd rather sat and watched something else now, and the missus who was with me said exactly the same thing as me about it!
 
Only Americans could mistake Slovakia for Slovenia, make it base of the plot and not correct it even for DVD release. "Girls there are so hot you can not believe it (...) Barcelona, full of Americans, but Slovakia, no one there. There is so much pussy and because of the war, there are no guys" reckons Alexiey in Amsterdam (where all Dutchmen speak German apparently) and so the main characters follow to secret Hostel "just outside Bratislava". What war? There was no war in Slovakia since WWII.
 
well I watched it and what a utter pile of poo, was there any point to this film at all, and I don't know if it's me getting older or not but while I was watching this movie of mindless, pointless body hacking I could'nt help think to myself "why am I watching this, what am I actually getting from it", nothing.
 
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