How do I make coffee?

[rjk]

I do a heaped teaspoon.

Put in the sugar.

Pour in a little milk.

Stir it in all together.

Pour boiled water.

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[Zip]

I wasn't being sarcastic, I don't really know how to do basic things - I had a summer job at a shirt shop in jermyn street and on the first day, when they gave me a free shirt to wear, I didn't know how to iron it so the manager had to do it for me . I could tell he regretted employing me!

You fail at life =/


Its times like this National Service would be a great help to people.

At least they would learn some basic skills then

 

[milkinc13]

i learnt how to do coffee and tea when i was young, + a student can't make a cup of coffee start to panic,

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

How do I post?!

Oh god this is going to divide people.

Step 1, Disable any grammer of spelling checkers.


........


Step 464, Go back and edit what you said, and deny comparing the op to Hilter. It doesn't matter you've been quoted 14 times.

 

[pitchfork]

I vaguely remember doing something like this at school "Give instructions to an alien on how to make a cup of tea" and thinking.
What kind of fool can't make tea?

I bought some fancy coffee making equipment from whittards a while back, even that wasn't too difficult.

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Actualy where I used to work I did have a 14 year work experience student who could not make tea. That was a long week.