How do I make coffee?

[uv]

t's when you make it for other people and you add too much of one thing or too little of another, that's what gets me.

You can't polish a turd.
If someone's whinging because you ruined instant coffee, they need a slap upside the head!

 

[AGD]

To the OP - I've never made coffee and wouldn't know how much to put in. You are not alone!

 

[Conrad11]

How old are you?

18.

To the OP - I've never made coffee and wouldn't know how much to put in. You are not alone!

So 79 posts of ridicule.....and now some hope (unless you were being sarcastic)

 

[Shadez]

To the OP - I've never made coffee and wouldn't know how much to put in. You are not alone!

if you look at the back of the jar there you will find instructions.

 

[Mat]

So 79 posts of ridicule.....and now some hope (unless you were being sarcastic)

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Instant-Coffee



Sorry for being nasty

 

[BenhB]

Top Tip: Use Bailey's instead of milk.

 

[platypus]

18.



So 79 posts of ridicule.....and now some hope (unless you were being sarcastic)

18 years old and you have no common sense. Are you surprised to find 79++ posts of ridicule?

 

[Spektor]

Don't worry about the coursework, just keep working on the coffee and one day, with a lot of hardwork, you will make a fine employee of some random cafe.

 

[nin9abadga]

18 years old and you have no common sense. Are you surprised to find 79++ posts of ridicule?

man i so agree - this thread has got to be a wind up. if it's not then there is something seriously wrong. you can imagine what's next - "how do use a bus?" or perhaps "how do i make a glass of water?"

 

[wannabedamned]

I'm currently dipping tea bags... Which is crap, I want coffee, but I ran out. And I'm in my office so cant just go out and get some.

I could always send a secretary But that never goes down well..

 

["andy"]

ive never made coffee before . or watched someone make it

im damn sure i could work it out though! even if i had to guestimate

 

[AGD]

So 79 posts of ridicule.....and now some hope (unless you were being sarcastic)

I wasn't being sarcastic, I don't really know how to do basic things - I had a summer job at a shirt shop in jermyn street and on the first day, when they gave me a free shirt to wear, I didn't know how to iron it so the manager had to do it for me . I could tell he regretted employing me!

 

[Spektor]

Jesus, now not being able to use an iron... how have you people survived so long without getting squashed or drinking something poisonous?

 

[wannabedamned]

ive never made coffee before . or watched someone make it

im damn sure i could work it out though! even if i had to guestimate

(Cup + Coffee + Water ) add Milk or sugar as preferred.
For future reference

 

[colinuk]

Put half a tablesppon of coffee half sugar, sallow the lot in one. That will keep you going

 

[titchard]

As Chandler said in friends:

"How do you not fall down more...?"

Rich

 

[Prophet]

I wasn't being sarcastic, I don't really know how to do basic things - I had a summer job at a shirt shop in jermyn street and on the first day, when they gave me a free shirt to wear, I didn't know how to iron it so the manager had to do it for me . I could tell he regretted employing me!

You don't have to carry a reminder note with the following written on it.

1. Breath In
2. Breat Out
3. Repeat 1 and 2

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

You have virtualy nothing to lose, just try stuff.

Just remember cheap instant coffee tastes like dump.

 

[Shadez]

You have virtualy nothing to lose, just try stuff.

Just remember cheap instant coffee tastes like dump.

TBH all instant coffee tastes like dump, you should be drinking filtered or or even better espresso(which you can make into a long if you want)

 

[G-MAN2004]

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