How do you make lips moist?

[sports_brah]

Now that I've got you to come in, I'd like to ask a direct penetrating question.

My lips have always been desirous, allowing everything I've wanted past them (though some of the bigger ones stretch them apart slightly) with no resistance.

(I'll stop being immature now).

Basically I started using lip balm when I met my girlfriend and I've noticed that my lips are definitely getting more chapped ever since. I'm seeing her again in a few weeks (LDR), and I'd like my lips to be in tip top shape.

At the risk of sounding like a fag, is there any particular routines that anyone can recommend to get the lips looking and feeling good. Go to at the moment is some generic nivea lip balm which feels good short term but doesn't really seem to do anything to heal/protect.

Any suggestions?

Thanks.

 

[Captain]

There's a joke here somewhere...

 

[Kenai]

vaseline

 

[spoffle]

Suck on a banana for a few hours, that's sure to do the trick.

 

[mad4jags]

Yep..Vaseline and plenty of it.
Other than that always wipe from front to back!!

 

[asim18]

Man up.

 

[AmyS]

'Brush' your lips gently with a dry toothbrush, in circular motions.

Rub Vaseline into them.

Repeat morning & night.

 

[Participant]

I've also noticed that the more I use Lip Salve etc., the drier my lips become unless I keep using it religiously. I guess it's because the lips detect that they don't need to work so hard to keep themselves moist, or something?

The only solution I've found so far is to stop putting stuff on my lips.

 

[Glaucus]

By the sacrifice, and eating the still pumping heart of a sheep.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

More fabulous gentlemen would suggest some sort of handmade non animal tested vegan friendly lip scrub to remove the nasty dry skin, followed by a lightly scented fairtrade all natural lip balm to moisturize and give you those smooth sexy kissable lips.

Me though? No idea bud, sorry.

 

[mad4jags]

Ballerinas swear by vaseline.....stops their lips sticking to the floor.

 

[G-MAN2004]

 

[sports_brah]

More fabulous gentlemen would suggest some sort of handmade non animal tested vegan friendly lip scrub to remove the nasty dry skin, followed by a lightly scented fairtrade all natural lip balm to moisturize and give you those smooth sexy kissable lips.

Me though? No idea bud, sorry.

You trying to say I'm a homosexual?

 

[zenf]

www.burtsbees.co.uk/natural-products/lips-lip-balm/beeswax-lip-balm-tube.html

I used to have real issues with my lips drying out and cracking and couldn't stand most lip balms or vaseline, but that Burts Bee's stuff is excellent. It lasts for hours and doesn't feel horrible, and has a nice tingly mint sensation, although it's a bit weird at first. You can get them cheaper on Ebay.

 

[malfunkshun]

At the risk of sounding like a fag

My dear boy, that ship is already half-way to the colonies, I fear.

 

[Parabellum]

Ballerinas swear by vaseline.....stops their lips sticking to the floor.

I just fell on floor laughing out loud

 

[spookywillow]

I can't believe nobody has suggested KY yet

 

[estebanrey]

At the risk of sounding like a fag

Ahh there's nothing like a bit of casual homophobia to kick off a thread.

 

[Kristoph]

Could I suggest some knickers to go with that sports bra?

 

[sports_brah]

Ahh there's nothing like a bit of casual homophobia to kick off a thread.

I don't have an irrational fear of gays. In fact I quite like them, as they are invariably better looking than myself and thus statistically help me out by removing themselves from the competition.