How do you stop cats crapping in your garden?

Just saying I'm not hiding behind a keyboard or quickly backtracking to save my pathetic ass.

You mean to say you're typing your angry rant from something other than a keyboard?

Yes I'm petrified that some angry stranger on the internet has got angry about a comment I've made...

You are just one in a line of people posting the same **** and frankly I think you are lying through your teeth when you suddenly pretend it's a joke.
I don't believe you and I don't think many other people do.

OK you got me, I wasn't just joking - I'll admit it - I'm personally responsible for the mass murder of circa 100 moggies in my local area....

Either that or you are a pretty ***** up individual if you think this is funny, plenty of idiots kill cats the same way every week.

Frankly you are scum for posting that so I'm treating you like any other piece of scum I come across :)

I do find your reaction quite amusing, yes.... :D
 
Yes I'm petrified that some angry stranger on the internet has got angry about a comment I've made...
That's because you are hiding, I'm not :)
I stand by what I say, you quickly pretend it's just a joke :rolleyes:

Being a moron on the internet isn't recommended, as the people who tweet about blowing up airports and hoping black people die have found out :)
OK you got me, I wasn't just joking - I'll admit it - I'm personally responsible for the mass murder of circa 100 moggies in my local area....
Well you do seem very keen on posting the idea of using antifreeze to kill cats, here's one you made earlier...
There was another thread on here a while back - apparently if you put out some antifreeze in a dish you'll soon resolve the cat problem.
Oh sorry, that was a joke too.

Maybe I should make a few jokes about killing Muslims and raping women, now that would be awesomely funny :rolleyes:

I do find your reaction quite amusing, yes.... :D
I find you tedious and immature and your awkward need to backtrack from a sick statement, nauseating. That you don't stand out in this thread is a pretty good example of what OcUK is like these days.
 
I'm touched that you felt the need to trawl through my posting history just to see if I happened to have made a negative post about cats before. Did you actually spend 15 minutes looking for that? :D

Doesn't change the fact you've massively over reacted though.

edit - LOL at how hilariously out of context that quote is too, bravo :D
 
I'm touched that you felt the need to trawl through my posting history just to see if I happened to have made a negative post about cats before.
It seemed sensible to put it in context :)

Doesn't change the fact you've massively over reacted though.
The guy repeatedly advocates killing cats with antifreeze, even when I point out what an horrific death that is he still thinks it is funny :(

Whether any of you are serious or not, it doesn't take away from the fact that joking about this makes it acceptable to some people, they then go out and do this for real.

Frankly I'm sick of seeing the same **** in here and I really wish you lot would grow up.
 
The guy repeatedly advocates killing cats with antifreeze, even when I point out what an horrific death that is he still thinks it is funny :(

What's funny is the way people like you react to such blindingly obvious trolling, calling people out for a 'slap' and all sorts of other hilarious nonsense. If the reactions weren't there, the posts wouldn't appear.
 
If the reactions weren't there, the posts wouldn't appear.
Oh come on, half the forum hates cats and they will always post the same stuff up regardless. The first eight post were typical.
The fact that people tolerate it is the only reason it continues.

I remember that machine farmed chicken thread, horrifically freakish yet most people just said 'no problem'.
OcUK isn't a pleasant place, what passes for normal in here is shock-fodder elsewhere.
It's about as 'Family Friendly' as 4Chan :rolleyes:


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I can't believe how retarded people get over a bit of cat ****. I don't want to kill a bird every time I find bird poop on my car, I just wipe it off and get on with life.

Birds are natural and have a right to roam this planet but a pet that has been breed for pleasure should be kept in doors or if let out cleaned up after by the owner.

Sorry but what if young children are playing in the garden, why should people have to go out and check the grass/soil for cat ****

When I was a kid I always noticed cat **** on the grass and soil in both front and back garden. It stinks if you step in it and not doubt carries a lot of nasty stuff.

Same reason if you knock down a cat and you can carry on driving, where as a dog you have to stop.
 
Anti ...snip....

On one hand I seriously hope someone catches you doing this, on the other I don't due to the pain that would be involved to the poor animal.

Alternatively maybe someone would like to replace your next pint with acid or maybe just beat the living **** out of you?
 
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Put up those cat spikes all along my fence in the back garden, fed up of finding cats in there constantly, esp with my 1 year old running around.

Not had an issue since.
 
I can't believe how retarded people get over a bit of cat ****. I don't want to kill a bird every time I find bird poop on my car, I just wipe it off and get on with life.

Maybe the cat owner cam come clean it up - It's a disgusting thing & can all sorts of health problem.
 
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