How do you stop cats crapping in your garden?

Enjoy your ban?

Posting sick ways to kill a cat, wow you are awesomefunny.

Have you ever considered growing up?
Maybe stop browsing 4chan so much and take a look at the real world.

I mean I know you must be a bit butthurt over this which is why you keep coming back with all the LOL's and the ":D:D:D", but the stuff you like to post really isn't all that funny, it's on that borderline between stupid (like the silly beartrap thing you posted) and the sick stuff that chavs do (like put out antifreeze and microwaving kittens).

Given that lots of people do kill cats in this way and they do die a really horrible death, posting methods to do it regardless of actual intent really is a bit odd.

This is the second time you've posted this method, so the borderline between what you think is a joke and what you'd secretly like people to do is getting a bit blurred. You don't have to be a Psychiatrist to suggest that people often joke about something they fear or would like to do if they could get away with it.

I don't know what goes on in your head but I can tell you that people outside of this forum don't 'get' your kind of humour, and if you don't want to look like a weirdo to normal people then growing up would be a good idea.

Just saying.
 
Enjoy your ban?

Posting sick ways to kill a cat, wow you are awesomefunny.

Have you ever considered growing up?
Maybe stop browsing 4chan so much and take a look at the real world.

I mean I know you must be a bit butthurt over this which is why you keep coming back with all the LOL's and the ":D:D:D", but the stuff you like to post really isn't all that funny, it's on that borderline between stupid (like the silly beartrap thing you posted) and the sick stuff that chavs do (like put out antifreeze and microwaving kittens).

Given that lots of people do kill cats in this way and they do die a really horrible death, posting methods to do it regardless of actual intent really is a bit odd.

This is the second time you've posted this method, so the borderline between what you think is a joke and what you'd secretly like people to do is getting a bit blurred. You don't have to be a Psychiatrist to suggest that people often joke about something they fear or would like to do if they could get away with it.

I don't know what goes on in your head but I can tell you that people outside of this forum don't 'get' your kind of humour, and if you don't want to look like a weirdo to normal people then growing up would be a good idea.

Just saying.

It is the internet.

Just saying.
 
I don't know what goes on in your head but I can tell you that people outside of this forum don't 'get' your kind of humour, and if you don't want to look like a weirdo to normal people then growing up would be a good idea.

Just saying.

Yeah it was a deadly serious, I'm secretly trying to build a swarm of cat-quad copters...

Of course no one else posted anything about killing cats... like looking at the first 10 posts in this thread all the replies were totally serious... :D

get over yourself....
 
Of course no one else posted anything about killing cats... like looking at the first 10 posts in this thread all the replies were totally serious... :D
Nobody ever puts out bear traps, mines, BBguns, Sentryguns, shotguns, claymores or even tries to brick it in its litter box.

Lots of people put out antifreeze.


Really, it's not hard to spot the freaky kid in the room...
Still with the :D I see, eww that creeps me out.

Don't forget to whine at ~Divine~Wind~, he seems to think you are a freak too :)


Oh my post earlier wasn't to call you out as such, but to point out that people like you only over say sick stuff because you are anonymous, whereas because I will stand by what I say I don't need to hide behind anonymity, plenty of people know where I live. That's why I try and act like an adult.

You are just like all the other internet pussies, mouthing off because you think nobody will ever know it is you. Integrity - zero.

Pffft :rolleyes:
 
cats are tantamount to vermin imo they jump on my cars and ruin the paint shoot them hate them with a passion
 
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Nobody ever puts out bear traps, mines, BBguns, Sentryguns, shotguns, claymores or even tries to brick it in its litter box.

Lots of people put out antifreeze.

I'm sure no one has ever shot a cat with an air rifle either...

and obviously those other replies to the thread were soooo serious too

plenty of people know where I live. That's why I try and act like an adult.

LOL - yeah calling someone out for a fight over a comment on the internet - very 'adult' of you :)

I think you should join this group:

www.peta.org.uk

seriously - they've been known to react in a pretty mental/OTT re: anything to do with animals - you're be right at home
 
Jesus christ let it go already
Did someone kill your childhood cat with antifreeze or something?
I'm not the one trolling the thread just to pee people off, Dowie's the one trying to cover his arse.

It's a bit irrelevant if my cat was killed or not, my position applies to all animals.
Although my neighbour did poison my dog and kill a couple of neighbours cats, so I did get to see what this sort of behaviour does to people. It stops being funny when you see a nine year old holding her dead cat and crying her eyes out, I guess Dowie hasn't had that experience yet or he wouldn't keep making the same sick comments in here.

LOL - yeah calling someone out for a fight over a comment on the internet - very 'adult' of you :)
Are you dense or is reading a skill you struggle with ?
See my point about anonymity, I freely give up mine but you hide behind yours so you can act like an arse all the time. Stop being such a pussy eh.
 
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I'm not the one trolling the thread just to pee people off, Dowie's the one trying to cover his arse.

It's a bit irrelevant if my cat was killed or not, my position applies to all animals.
Although my neighbour did poison my dog and kill a couple of neighbours cats, so I did get to see what this sort of behaviour does to people. It stops being funny when you see a nine year old holding her dead cat and crying her eyes out, I guess Dowie hasn't had that experience yet or he wouldn't keep making the same sick comments in here.

Sounds like you live in a classy area there...

Are you dense or is reading a skill you struggle with ?
See my point about anonymity, I freely give up mine but you hide behind yours so you can act like an arse all the time. Stop being such a pussy eh.

Yes I'm going to make a trip all the way to whichever chav town you live in and have a fight... get a grip....
 
Well it would go a long way to explaining your massive over reaction to the whole situation.
What, someone suggests killing a cat in the worst way possible, I call him a moron, he responds in kind. Seems average enough to me :confused:

Should I have slapped him on the back and said well played old fellow?

Threads like this bring out all the ***** who think it's funny to talk about killing stuff, Dowie just pushes it that bit too far IMO.
 
Yes I'm going to make a trip all the way to whichever chav town you live in and have a fight... get a grip....
God you are flippin hard work dude...
My intention was to be open about where I live, unlike you who like being anonymous so you can mouth off like a coward.
I wish someone would give you a slap though, save having to reply to your stupid posts, take it to PM if you have anything more to say, nobody wants to read this.

Get your mother to explain the thread to you or something, this is my third go at trying to explain simple words.
 
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its still legal to shoot cats for fur in some EU countries.. i beleive.

however you can still shoot as long as you dont kill in others ..

they are a pain in the butt ... and there are many means to stop them .. pesky critters...
 
God you are flippin hard work dude...
My intention was to be open about where I live, unlike you who like being anonymous so you can mouth off like a coward.

Get your mother to explain the thread to you or something, this is my third go at trying to explain simple words.

How does giving your town tell me anything? I live in London btw...
(along with loads of other people....) There we go - we've both shared the vague area we each live in, whatever relevance that is supposed to have...

I am interested, genuinely, you actually want to try and arrange a fight or something over a comment someone posted on an internet forum? And you think I'm being ridicules? LOL
 
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OK, nobody fails to understand something after four attempts at an explanation, you are either the stupidest troll on the forum or just taking the pee.
Either way take it to PM if you want to sla g me off, you are boring me and I'm sure everyone else is bored.
 
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