How Does One Communicate With A Small Female Chav

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After walking home from the bus after collage I have been confrunted by a small female chav and a her friend (of sex I have yet to work out :p )

This is the second time is has happend now.

First time she was just standing in my way and I had to push past her to continue walking.

Today it got a little more anoying. She found it funny to swing her bangs as me, so of course not wanting to be hit be them I grabbed the one heading towards my head. By doing that it mad her angry and she swung the other one around my head almost breaking my glasses. From that I twisted both bags together this pinning her hand in the straps she let go of one and I returned it to her in a direction aiming for her head at high speed.

I can tell this is going to get worser and worser each day, something needs to be done or I dont know what will happen, well I do and lets just say its a last resort doing that sort of act on a small chav girl.

Anyone got an ideas how I might confunt her to stop, been the "dirty mosher" that I am it will be hard to talk to her and her even listen to me.

Any advice will be great thanks. I do not wish to be picked on by a year 8 :rolleyes:
 
She swung her bangs at you?

Rub your head between them.

Alternatively, punch her in the ovaries.
 
sagaboy2 said:
She found it funny to swing her bangs as me, so of course not wanting to be hit be them I grabbed the one heading towards my head. By doing that it mad her angry and she swung the other one around my head almost breaking my glasses. From that I twisted both bags together this pinning her hand in the straps she let go of one and I returned it to her in a direction aiming for her head at high speed.
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Sex case:mad: You're going down brother.
 
sagaboy2 said:
After walking home from the bus after collage I have been confrunted by a small female chav and a her friend (of sex I have yet to work out :p )

This is the second time is has happend now.

First time she was just standing in my way and I had to push past her to continue walking.

Today it got a little more anoying. She found it funny to swing her bangs as me, so of course not wanting to be hit be them I grabbed the one heading towards my head. By doing that it mad her angry and she swung the other one around my head almost breaking my glasses. From that I twisted both bags together this pinning her hand in the straps she let go of one and I returned it to her in a direction aiming for her head at high speed.

I can tell this is going to get worser and worser each day, something needs to be done or I dont know what will happen, well I do and lets just say its a last resort doing that sort of act on a small chav girl.

Anyone got an ideas how I might confunt her to stop, been the "dirty mosher" that I am it will be hard to talk to her and her even listen to me.

Any advice will be great thanks. I do not wish to be picked on by a year 8 :rolleyes:
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Knockers + stabbage = winnage.
 
Explain to her that even though she's a girl, if she carries on she'll recieve a right hander. And as to the title 'How Does One Communicate With A Female Chav', the answer is generally 'From Behind'! :p
 
elroberto said:
Explain to her that even though she's a girl, if she carries on she'll recieve a right hander. And as to the title 'How Does One Communicate With A Female Chav', the answer is generally 'From Behind'! :p
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:D
 
sagaboy2 said:
so of course not wanting to be hit be them I grabbed the one heading towards my head. By doing that it mad her angry and she swung the other one around my head almost breaking my glasses.
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Shes got some skill with her 'bangs' thats for sure!
 
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