How Does One Communicate With A Small Female Chav

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Yewen said:
Short and sweet, how about just giving her a load in the mouth :)

:D Rather than risking getting an STD just give her the back of your hand. You are not going to be able to reason with her. Just give her a good slap (after she has attacked you - self defence and all that!)
 
In before t3h lock!!!111oneeleven.


Just do what any other person would do, tell her to **** off, and ask her what she's up to. It ain't exactly hard.
 
Visage said:
Knockers + stabbage = winnage.


Lots of Rofflage as well :D :p

Or better still cut her face off and sleep with her mum, that ought to teach her to mess with you mate :D
 
Get a parent to pick you up from the bus stop, that way you can avoid her and look super cool whilst doing so.

Even better, get you older brother / dad to walk you home, point and say "thats her" when you go past.

You will look da bomb.
 
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