How many do you tick (ladies queue up and lol)

8. Not a single **** was given that day.

I don't get how some of them are even meant to be positive, watching football, watching soaps or drinking beer for example.
 
DirtyJester said:
1.Six feet tall - Yup - over 6'
2.Muscly, toned and athletic - - Yup very much so
3.Brown eyes - Ish - hazel, but get lighter in the summer and are darker in the winter
4.Short dark hair - Yup
5.Smart dress sense - When I need to glam it up, yes
6.A beer / lager drinker - If I do go out for a drink this is usually what I'd have, though generally a Guinness
7.Non-smoker - Yup
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - Have done many times
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - That long?!
10.Stylish- I have my moments
11.Wants a family - Yup
12.Earns £48,000 a year - Nope :(
13.Loves shopping - Food, yes. Clothes, no.
14.Eats meat - Yup
15.Clean shaven - Not always
16.Smooth chest - Nope
17.Watches soaps - not out of choice
18.Enjoys watching football - Nope - hate the game
19.Drives an Audi - Nope
20.Educated to degree level - Yup
21.Earns more than his other half - Just about
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - Yup
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset - Yup - you're a **** if you don't.
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Yup
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - Yup
26.Holds a driving licence - Yup
27.Can swim - Yup
28.Can ride a bike - Yup - and a motorbike :cool:
29.Can change a tyre - LOL! You can't call yourself a man if you can't!!
30.Rings mum regularly - Yup
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So that's 25 for me. It know it's a bit of a joke though - but some of those questions.... :rolleyes:
 
The Halk said:
Any time someone says man of my dreams I think Freddy Kreuger.

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Where did you get that pic of my boyfriend? :D
 
DirtyJester said:
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
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If the ideal man is doing both those things then does that really leave much time for them to be doing anything else e.g. showing off their startlingly good dress sense? I'm assuming here that to earn £48k p/a the ideal man will be working at least the average working week.

DirtyJester said:
19.Drives an Audi
26.Holds a driving licence
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Maybe I'm just being picky but I'd sort of hope that 26. was a prerequisite for 19. to be true. :o

For the record I'd be lucky to get half marks there I think, not having a sense of style and disliking soaps doesn't help me much. If the 6' thing is flexible enough to include a bit taller then maybe I move up by one mark.
 
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