How many do you tick (ladies queue up and lol)

DirtyJester said:
1.Six feet tall 6'1
2.Muscly, toned and athletic Yes
3.Brown eyes Blue (better)
4.Short dark hair Slightly longer
5.Smart dress sense Yes
6.A beer / lager drinker Sometimes
7.Non-smoker Yep
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Sometimes
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes 16 minutes and 59 seconds
10.Stylish Yes
11.Wants a family In the future
12.Earns £48,000 a year Nope, still a student
13.Loves shopping For me, yes
14.Eats meat YES
15.Clean shaven No
16.Smooth chest Smooth enough
17.Watches soaps Home and Away yeahhhhhh!
18.Enjoys watching football Yes
19.Drives an Audi No thanks
20.Educated to degree level Will be
21.Earns more than his other half Don't have one
22.Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset Sometimes
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women Erm
26.Holds a driving licence Yes
27.Can swim Yes
28.Can ride a bike Yes
29.Can change a tyre Yes
30.Rings mum regularly Speak to in person, yes
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**** the list, I'm perfect. Form a queue please.
 
Lets see if we can write a list for the perfect woman.

01: Won't get fat the instant you marry her
02: Will continue to perform oral sex after marriage
03: Doesn't have a phone superglued to the side of her face
04: Doesn't expect you to know what she's thinking
05: Doesn't have unrealistic expectations (i.e. knows you don't have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money)
 
Pixel said:
Lets see if we can write a list for the perfect woman.

01: Won't get fat the instant you marry her
02: Will continue to perform oral sex after marriage
03: Doesn't have a phone superglued to the side of her face
04: Doesn't expect you to know what she's thinking
05: Doesn't have unrealistic expectations (i.e. knows you don't have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money)
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More chance of winning the lottery.
 
I don't get this one:

21.Earns more than his other half

How can you be a woman's ideal man if you're already in a relationship? Duh...
 
I like how pretty much everyone thinks they're all muscly, toned and athletic.
 
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998cc said:
I like how pretty much everyone thinks they're all muscly, toned and athletic.
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gamers normally aren't, people are obviously lying.

I bet if the list had ladies like

32. Men who are not afraid of Mice.

Then everyone would tick that box and name the model of their gaming mouse.

G700 FTW btw. :D
 
[FnG]magnolia;21909548 said:
Why would driving an Audi be an important attribute? I got 23.
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You have 23 Audis :p?
What a waste of money :).
If this list is even remotely true it's really depressing, why do they expect men to enjoy shopping? I swear that's mentally impossible for a man.
 
dirtychinchilla said:
18... some of those are ridiculous! Why would watching football be an attractive feature...wow you can shout at the tv and be obnoxious! Good job
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That was my thinking too! I watch rugby/other more interesting sports more than football and drink cider rather than rancid beer... :D
 
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