1.Six feet tall 6'1
2.Muscly, toned and athletic Yes
3.Brown eyes Blue (better)
4.Short dark hair Slightly longer
5.Smart dress sense Yes
6.A beer / lager drinker Sometimes
7.Non-smoker Yep
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Sometimes
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes 16 minutes and 59 seconds
10.Stylish Yes
11.Wants a family In the future
12.Earns £48,000 a year Nope, still a student
13.Loves shopping For me, yes
14.Eats meat YES
15.Clean shaven No
16.Smooth chest Smooth enough
17.Watches soaps Home and Away yeahhhhhh!
18.Enjoys watching football Yes
19.Drives an Audi No thanks
20.Educated to degree level Will be
21.Earns more than his other half Don't have one
22.Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset Sometimes
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women Erm
26.Holds a driving licence Yes
27.Can swim Yes
28.Can ride a bike Yes
29.Can change a tyre Yes
30.Rings mum regularly Speak to in person, yes
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