How many of you wash your behinds after going number 2?

[Smigly]

I hate showers, they make my face drip off.

 

[MisChief]

Andrex bum wipes. Using normal wet wipes may sting your hole if you had a hard ****.

I feel unladylike after saying that

 

[teenwolf]

spit on some tissue

 

[Fus Ro Dah]

It bemuses me how so many people can walk around comfortably all day with pooey bums. Honestly, it's gross.

Discuss.

Do you have your own enema to? Because you may shower afterwards but the inside of your bum is still all "pooey"

 

[Stumble Bum]

I don't even wash my hands.

 

[izoneiz]

Let me give you all a piece of advice. Train yourselves to poo before morning showers. Only. Then live your days in the comforting knowledge that your bum-crack is cleaner than the keyboard you're typing on all day.

 

[sports_brah]

I wash my hands if they are clean toilets. Some toilets I get the feeling you'd walk away dirtier from!

And its not like I'm touching anything.


I usually don't wash my hands when ****ing, as seeing as I shower every day, means my pee pee is clean. I'm only holding the shaft not the head, so its perfectly clean.

Again, if they're clean toilets I will, but I won't be pressured.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

After paper, I just use 1 of those Andrex baby wipes that are quite common in supermarkets now.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

Andrex bum wipes. Using normal wet wipes may sting your hole if you had a hard ****.

I feel unladylike after saying that

 

[izoneiz]

Do you have your own enema to? Because you may shower afterwards but the inside of your bum is still all "pooey"

A little bit of shower-head guidance and partial legular stretchage is sufficient

 

[mcast]

Man up and wear an adult nappy.

 

[Anox]

How do you live with yourself knowing you have poo granules floating around between your cheeks all day?

I ensure that the paper is clean before flushing. I will delve no further.

 

[teenwolf]

let the dog lick it

 

[izoneiz]

I ensure that the paper is clean before flushing. I will delve no further.

a) there'll still be what I call 'smell particles' there;
and b) what if it's an "unwipable". Then what?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

A little bit of shower-head guidance and partial legular stretchage is sufficient

We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

 

[Something Else]

good old dry paper here too.

I fart more than anyone I know, so I often go to the toilet for a quick wipe, Particularly if its a real big wet one or I'm having a very gaseous day.

 

[PhillyDee]

What sort of weirdo does that?!

You get paid to crap there. At home you are doing it unpaid

 

[Nexus]

Are you also one of those people who spends about 10 minutes layering a public toilet seat with paper before sitting down... then leaving it there?

 

[Something Else]

a) there'll still be what I call 'smell particles' there;
and b) what if it's an "unwipable". Then what?

a: anyone close enough to smell your ass deserves the smell (or should be arrested if they want to smell it)

b: its never un wipe able, just needs more toilet paper


also;

Poo threads on GD are always comedy gold.

 

[UncleRuckus]

This thread is rather high on the autistic spectrum.