How to avoid getting food in your beard!

bledd · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:10

J.B said:
Worste part is waking up with a hang over and being able to smell the stale beer right under your nose.

that made me heave just imagining it

agnes · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:11

It is nasty... Hmmm, time for a test, about to have soup and bread at work. Let's see how it goes (lol, love my stupid threads like this

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Pish · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:12

clingfilm, wrap it up like an xmas present

bledd · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:13

can you take some newer pics of your puppies mate

would love to see them

diverse180 · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:13

How about one of these?

...problem solved

YouBunt2 · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:14

diverse180 said:
How about one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3454/3973602093_7b03f416a1_o.jpg
...problem solved

obvious flaw....no way to insert food

diverse180 · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:20

Exactly!...problem solved!

Fenris · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:22

Eat everything in Smoothie form.

agnes · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:24

bledd. said:
can you take some newer pics of your puppies mate would love to see them

I got a couple, will put up some when I get in later mate, I will stick a new one in the thread now

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krooton · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:38

Ricochet J said:
I read that as "How to avoid getting food in your bread"

I too, and was going to post sammichfail!

Flare · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:47

Simi said:
Let a small bird nest in the beard, it will then eat any 'beard-food'. Problem solved.

Cosimo · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:51

You could have course learn to eat properly and wipe your beard with a napkin.

Explicit · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:56

Why not carry a portable vacuum cleaner around and give it a quick whirl after meals?*

*Warning, personal injury may result. Proceed at own risk.

Whappers · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:58

'Wes said:
Shave.

buckeejit · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:59

'Wes said:
Shave.

jp_bl_68 · 2 Oct 2009 at 12:59

http://www.protecdirect.co.uk/Product.asp?i=2044

Just cut a small hole for your mouth.

RobH · 2 Oct 2009 at 13:16

WillyNelson · 2 Oct 2009 at 13:22

What, does your 'tache hang down over your mouth like some apalling Zoidberg-esque oral appendage?! Have some pride in your facial hair and just trim it so that it doesn't interfere with your mouth.

As a proud beardy myself I loathe poorly kept beards. Show some respect to the face-fur you slovenly oaf.

craig3000 · 2 Oct 2009 at 13:24

Use a blender for your food add a little water, to make it slushy, then get a glass and a straw and your sorted

Known side affects:
-Regurgitating

Zerolimitz · 2 Oct 2009 at 13:27

Wax

or

Shave