How to get your carpets cleaned for free ... sorta

mrk · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:31

See, becoming single again was MEANT TO BE!

Aliboy · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:33

What made it even funnier was as I was trying to shake some bisto gravy granuals into the pot to thicken it up, a big blob fell out (far more than I would've ever put in). It tasted great but was a really really dark brown colour

It did look (and sound) minging going into the lavvy. Almost made me barf looking at it

Vita · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:34

Aliboy said:
It turned out he'd pulled his breeks down to have a dump, lifted up the toilet pan and seen what he thought was the remains of someone who had dropped their entire contents of their arse all over the side of the pan and covering the bottom

That line had me in stitches. Hahahahhaha.

Cosimo · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:45

You’ve got me heaving with laughter.

thepeganator · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:51

That's awesome!

Don't quite understand why you wouldn't flush before you went downstairs, but it had me in stitches anyway

Charlie Bravo · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:53

Redman said:
Best laugh of the day, congratulations

+1

Von Smallhausen · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:59

Nice one Al.

Send me a text buddy. New phone and lost a few numbers.

Maccy · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:06

Sounds great!

Check out 'cake flushing' on Youtube with Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, can't post it here due to language but it's hilarious.

Marky · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:12

Maccy said:
Sounds great!

Check out 'cake flushing' on Youtube with Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, can't post it here due to language but it's hilarious.

Just watched it

Epic

OminousLatinNoun · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:14

Redman said:
Best laugh of the day, congratulations

This.

Fantastic!

OpenToSuggestions · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:14

For once a joke thread (I am going to take this as a joke thread) delivers!

Craig321 · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:19

You are lucky I wasn't drinking anything else it'd be all over my screen.

GJ02 · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:19

sheer class !

Aliboy · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:24

mglover070588 said:
For once a joke thread (I am going to take this as a joke thread) delivers!

It's all true

I still giggle to myself at how the whole thing unfolded :cool:

The Halk · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:25

Great story.

Freeman · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:39

Actually lol'd!

Aliboy · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:44

The funny thing is, I'm sitting on the loo reading and posting from my mobie still laughing and farting at the same time! I've got tears in my eyes reading some of the replies on this thread. Hahahaha

Von Smallhausen · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:55

Aliboy said:
The funny thing is, I'm sitting on the loo reading and posting from my mobie still laughing and farting at the same time! I've got tears in my eyes reading some of the replies on this thread. Hahahaha

I need mind bleach.

markweatherill · 17 Jan 2011 at 22:00

The remains of a stew with dumplings can also look quite intimidating down the pan, in any case the pebble dash effect round the rim is the clincher.

Participant · 17 Jan 2011 at 22:32

Very few threads on here actually have me gasping with laughter. It's made worse by the fact that my wife is asleep next to me so it was more of a muffled snort really.

This really isn't the thread for crap meme's though, khan.