How to get your carpets cleaned for free ... sorta
- Thread starter Aliboy
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That's quite sick to be honest, put your food remains in the bin not the toilet?
Seriously I don't think this is very funny is everyone genuinely lol'ing?
What's wrong with it? I'm sure the sewage works could deal with a few half cut sausages, potatoes, onion and carrots getting flushed through their system surely
If you're going to be sick then would you seriously not run to the toilet or a sink or would you happily chuck your load into your bin in the kitchen It's not quite jobby yet so therefore does not qualify to be flushed down the pan if that's the case 
On a lighter note .....
The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles
The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles
Thread just keeps on delivering! LOL!
You did tell him the truth, didn't you?
On a lighter note .....
The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles
That's even funnier than your first post
I told him what it was after he came downstairs and sheepishly informed me that there was what looked like a huge amount of the skits splattered around the bowl. He couldn't even bring himself to flush it
Even after I told him I could still see that he was getting the dry boak just thinking about it
It was almost like watching a mini version of the reaction videos of 2 girls 1 cup just talking to him about it