How to kill this?

TheFool · 6 May 2011 at 04:44

sk82jack said:
good god

Imagine all those little baby spiders on your face!

Thank you, now I'm never leaving the UK . . . or sleeping . . . again

franco_22 · 6 May 2011 at 10:59

Gog said:
So glad I don't live in Australia.

Wth is that?

Looks like some kind of third bird, third frog, third spider. Australia is so screwed man.

No1newts · 6 May 2011 at 11:09

Ok I hate you all now. I am completely creeped out and will now need to check the whole house, if I see even a little one im burning the house down with it in just to make sure.

Sunbed · 6 May 2011 at 11:12

For those who are afraid of spiders just do what batman did and embrace your fear!!!

You could become SPIDERMA- ah nevermind been done

franco_22 · 6 May 2011 at 11:14

No1newts said:
Ok I hate you all now. I am completely creeped out and will now need to check the whole house, if I see even a little one im burning the house down with it in just to make sure.

It's the only way to make sure you get rid of the nests.

The Dread Pirate · 6 May 2011 at 11:15

Dont kill it let it live and munch all the other pests about at the moment also call him cuddles!

Deadbeat · 6 May 2011 at 11:25

sk82jack said:
good god

Imagine all those little baby spiders on your face!

oli356 · 6 May 2011 at 11:28

Derek W said:
send in the seals

Capture or kill

?

ChrisJSY · 6 May 2011 at 11:33

Entire thread needs:

Sindri · 6 May 2011 at 11:38

Kerplunk said:
I raise you

That needs killing with a sledgehammer

Tonyator · 6 May 2011 at 11:38

Lashout_UK said:
It's just a spider? Pick it up and put it outside.

This... OP stop being a girl.

HeX · 6 May 2011 at 11:46

franco_22 said:
Wth is that?

Looks like some kind of third bird, third frog, third spider. Australia is so screwed man.

Golden Orb-Weaver (Banana Spider).

DO NOT WANT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver

Sindri said:
That needs killing with a sledgehammer

And that one is a Huntsman. ALSO DO NOT WANT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider

A friend of mine in Australia was cutting a tree down in his yard, as it started to shake with the sawing about 15 plate sized Huntsmen dropped out of the tree onto him... he informs me he's never stripped naked while running and jumping into his pool so fast in his life

No1newts · 6 May 2011 at 11:46

Deadbeat said:

I hate spiders... but that is fantastically lol worthy

thanks for that one

Bumhug · 6 May 2011 at 11:52

G-MAN2004 said:
Erm, just put it outside like a normal person would? No need to kill it...

Putting majority of house dwelling spiders outside will kill them

bhavv · 6 May 2011 at 11:59

+1 for NEVER leaving the UK.

franco_22 · 6 May 2011 at 12:01

Australian spiders are like raid bosses, you don't want to face them unprepared!

But seriously, if I ever move to Australia I'm buying a shotgun, I will take no chances, if I see any of these alien things I will shoot on sight.

Shayper · 6 May 2011 at 12:04

Why do people keep posting these threads?

AND WHY DEAR GOD DO I KEEP LOOKING AT THEM?!?

Those spiders are pure evil. A clear case for orbital nuke firing

franco_22 · 6 May 2011 at 12:08

Shayper said:
Why do people keep posting these threads?

AND WHY DEAR GOD DO I KEEP LOOKING AT THEM?!?

Those spiders are pure evil. A clear case for orbital nuke firing

If there was ever a need for nuclear weapons... it would be because of this thread.

Cosimo · 6 May 2011 at 12:08

Shayper said:
Why do people keep posting these threads?

Because they’re a bunch of spider fearing sissies.

No1newts · 6 May 2011 at 12:10

simulatorman said:
Because they’re a bunch of spider fearing sissies.

That would be me