How to protect your home and your self from hostiles. Offiicial thread!!!

arekgreenman888 · 13 May 2012 at 23:02

We live in a world of many dangerous people. So i protect my home in UK:

- 2 locks
- alarm
- strategically placed equalizers.

In USA.

- steel reinforced door with dead bolts locking from inside. The kind of steel door that a police ram wont open in 1 hour and or even direct RPG hit.

- bullet proof windows with inside steel shutters that will withstand AK 47 fire.
- 1911 with 4 clips under my bed from pillow side and ak 47 with 4 clips.
- 12 gauge by the door.

How about you?

[FnG]magnolia · 13 May 2012 at 23:03

arekgreenman888 said:
We live in a world of many dangerous people.

You are all of them.

RomanNose · 13 May 2012 at 23:04

Where the hell do you live in America that needs an ak47 with bullet proof Windows?
If someone wanted to kill you, wouldn't they just wait till you are in the uk?

Castiel · 13 May 2012 at 23:05

The most dangerous person I know lives in my house so I am ******........

Firestar_3x · 13 May 2012 at 23:05

RomanNose said:
Where the hell do you live in America that needs an ak47?

Out of that list you picked AK47, lol!

Didn't you think having bullet proof windows wasn't slightly more odd.

Not that he has, but that's a different matter.

King Damager · 13 May 2012 at 23:06

Castiel said:
The most dangerous person I know lives in my house so I am ******........

Clearly your wife.

Guard your testes...

Also, because it's GD....

What's Offiicial?

kd

RomanNose · 13 May 2012 at 23:08

Firestar_3x said:
Out of that list you picked AK47, lol!

Didn't you think having bullet proof windows wasn't slightly more odd.

Not that he has, but that's a different matter.

I think the op is a drug lord. Not much need for security around here, quite safe.

Burnsy2023 · 13 May 2012 at 23:10

LOL, just LOL.

What do I do? Nothing but common sense stuff like not leaving my front door open. I'd rather not live always scared of the big, bad world outside.

Robbo · 13 May 2012 at 23:10

10 year olds ahoy.

Firestar_3x · 13 May 2012 at 23:12

RomanNose said:
I think the op is a drug lord. Not much need for security around here, quite safe.

He's some sort of lord, that much is for certain.

UncleRuckus · 13 May 2012 at 23:12

Paranoia is what keep me alive. I'm taking no chances, every room in my house is armed. You break in and ill bathe in you're ******* blood and if one day my times up; you think I'm going sit and beg for my life then you're some sort of ****.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 May 2012 at 23:13

Uh, I missed this on first reading but what does this mean :

PARANOID said:
strategically placed equalizers.

BDEE · 13 May 2012 at 23:13

Worst "I've got 2 hosues" thread ever.

Oh and nothing. I often go out and leave the windows open. No one burgles here.

Robbo · 13 May 2012 at 23:14

[FnG]magnolia;21911008 said:
Uh, I missed this on first reading but what does this mean :

I believe it's referring to an equalizer that has been strategically placed in order to repel invasion from outside forces.

Narj · 13 May 2012 at 23:15

I leave a large Grizzly Bear in my living room if I am ever absent for long periods of time. I also have a snake pit filled with cobras at the rear of the house and a portcullis and drawbridge over a moat of sulphuric acid at the front. Oh, and I mustn't forget the murder hole and boiling oil above the landing.

Reaper 392 · 13 May 2012 at 23:15

we have the perfect protection from burglars. our student house is so messy they'll thenk we've already been done

RomanNose · 13 May 2012 at 23:15

[FnG]magnolia;21911008 said:
Uh, I missed this on first reading but what does this mean :

He deafens them with justin bieber?
I think they are just those phones that you can call locally.

G-MAN2004 · 13 May 2012 at 23:15

[FnG]magnolia;21911008 said:
Uh, I missed this on first reading but what does this mean :

I hope he doesn't mean one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-12_Equalizer

Burnsy2023 · 13 May 2012 at 23:16

[FnG]magnolia;21911008 said:
Uh, I missed this on first reading but what does this mean :

I think it means things that would get him a criminal record were he ever to use them.

Castiel · 13 May 2012 at 23:17

Robbo said:
10 year olds ahoy.

I'd like to meet the guy who has a home in leafy Kent and a second home in Inglewood LA........because by those descriptions in the OP that's where he lives.....