Poll: How tough are YOU?

[potatolord]

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And anyone who has ever had to give an unwilling cat medication or a bath will tell you how that went let alone the description is basically Greebo, a cat that scares wolf packs and eats vampires

I used to "own" that cat. He had +3 intimidation, but also a high charisma score. He could jump six feet vertically, and feared nothing.

He once dragged a rather large ham (presumably someone missed lunch that day) over the garden fence and spent an entire afternoon eating it.

Best cat ever.

 

[bjorkiii]

I once shooed a neighbours pekinese dog out of my kitchen.

 

[UTmaniac]

It was a close call, but eventually I defeated the inner seal of a new box of Tesco Malties.

 

[Werewolf]

On the one hand, the pig could crush and kill you, but on the other hand, if you win, that's breakfast sorted for the next few months!

I was planning on jacket potatoes tonight, now I'm going to have to do pigs in blankets as well as you've made get a craving for bacon and sausage.

 

[arknor]

On the one hand, the pig could crush and kill you, but on the other hand, if you win, that's breakfast sorted for the next few months!

Your pig feed if you lose

 

[uber soldat]

Depends, If I could use my Gucci belt as a weapon then a Bear,but as Its bare hands a Jersey Cow

 

[Baldbloke]

I think for this forum we need paper bag as an option

Soggy obviously. Dry would be too tough for me.

 

[wolfie138]

what prize has the pig won? if it's just a beauty contest i might be in w/ a chance, but it's like a UFC cup or something i'm not.

 

[Josh]

I beat the life out of a huge snake on a regular basis…

 

[Baldbloke]

I beat the life out of a huge snake on a regular basis…

Ditty, ditty boy

 

[throwaway4372]

Not even sure what would happen if you punched a pig or a cow, pretty tough skin, solid animal, prolly hurt you more than them. Prolly can't even choke it out.

Suppose I could trap a pig, or get it to fall into a river or whatever. Same for a cow.

Leopard, yeah I doubt it.

 

[jeffspuds]

im well ard and got a well ard dog too.

 

[Mason-]

I feel like the limit for most people is the golden retriever and even then it would probably be 50:50. Also I think of the 50% of human victories a lot of them would be fatally wounded anyway. If that dog gets a good chomp on your neck or that artery in your thigh then you will probably bleed out.

 

[robfosters]

I voted for slug. The next level up is a ferret and I do not fancy mixing it with a seriously ****** off psycho ferret

 

[robfosters]

On another note, who remembers that time when Mike Tyson wanted to fight a silverback? I wonder how that would have gone for him

 

[jeffspuds]

On another note, who remembers that time when Mike Tyson wanted to fight a silverback? I wonder how that would have gone for him

the silverback probably not too good.

 

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[Diddums]

 

[imtoooldforthis]

A more interesting question is could you beat a tiger in an office environment using only a cricket bat and whatever supplies you find lying around.

 

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