Poll: How tough are YOU?

[Freefaller]

@potatolord I'm sure an Ezekiel choke would work on a cow

 

[loftie]

Rabbit of Caerbannog

 

[shifty_uk]

@Feek

"What is the biggest animal you could beat in a bare-hand fight?"

The old ‘Yo mama’ immediately sprang to mind

 

[Werewolf]

A more interesting question is could you beat a tiger in an office environment using only a cricket bat and whatever supplies you find lying around.

Normal office, or OCUK office?

Normal office do you have the time to cut the end off a few power cables and tape them to the end of the bat for a mains shock bat.
Or get the fire extinguishers?

OCUK office
*runs over to 8packs table and starts making leopard lollipops with his secret stash of emergency LN2*

 

[Droolinggimp]

I like the votes for the Golden Retriever (I voted GR too), it wouldn't fight back, it would think your playing and you would win by belly rubbing it into submission.

 

[Sythe79]

Silly list, I'd rather fight the GR, pig or even the cow over a feral tomcat.

 

[m4rmite]

I reckon I could take a slug in the right circumstances.

 

[Hagar]

I reckon I could take a slug in the right circumstances.

Yeah, I've never fought a slug but while they doze in the daylight I sneak out and surround them with little blue pellets.

Take that you sluggy slug slugs.

 

[ElliorR]

I prefer the, HYPOTHETICAL, what age of kids could you beat up a full class of the little *****?

 

[m4rmite]

I prefer the, HYPOTHETICAL, what age of kids could you beat up a full class of the little *****?

Take the phones off teenagers and they be being for mercy.

Now a class of 8 year olds would be scarier

 

[adidan]

A more interesting question is could you beat a tiger in an office environment using only a cricket bat and whatever supplies you find lying around.

Depends, is the Tiger distracted doing photocopying?

 

[Parsley]

A moderately sized slug.

 

[Hagar]

Is the tiger a little stuffed one on the secretaries desk?

 

[bazzabear]

I voted for slug. The next level up is a ferret and I do not fancy mixing it with a seriously ****** off psycho ferret

Once it's up your trouser leg, you're a goner.

A more interesting question is could you beat a tiger in an office environment using only a cricket bat and whatever supplies you find lying around.

Is the tiger on a treadmill heading backwards at the same speed the tiger is running forwards?

 

[bazzabear]

Is the tiger a little stuffed one on the secretaries desk?

You want to do what to the secretaries 'tiger' on her desk?
Outrageous.

 

[Uther]

Opposing thumbs, I'll take them all on. At the same time.

 

[m@rty]

Slug….but it would probably get the better of me.

 

[Werewolf]

Depends, is the Tiger distracted doing photocopying?

No, but if the office has a kitchen you might get lucky and be able to beat him by throwing your co-workers cereal and him and clubbing him whilst he's going "They're G-r-r-reat!".

 

[potatolord]

Just for context, the leopard is possible. He took a bit of damage, but a win's a win.

Full account from Mr Akeley is here:

Explorer Carl Akeley Kills A Leopard With His Bare Hands

This photograph shows the leopard that explorer Carl Akeley killed with his bare hands during one of his African expeditions.

stuffnobodycaresabout.com

 

[MatteRB26]

On a more serious note I actually don't know, I've never really had to test myself - I'm not naturally a tough person and tend to avoid or don't rush into throwing my weight around, but if my back is to a wall I don't go down easily. I've often found people perceive it as weakness/don't find me intimidating when they probably should - I've had a couple of instances where people have started on me and it didn't go the way they were expecting.



How can you sleep at night?

I've always said it's the quiet, nice guys to watch out for