how well could ocuk forumites run this country?

Efour · 14 Jul 2007 at 12:52

andy said:
thered probably be a war between races when the resident racists say they want england to be white only

oh yeah and the last 10 generations of your family must be white too

only 10 ? you filthy foreign scum! out out!

Eriedor · 14 Jul 2007 at 12:55

Nitefly said:
It would be quite interesting to have a 'OCUK General Election event' - take a few members which would be up for it then in a weeks time vote on who you think would be the best 'Prime Minister' for the country.

I would assume the forum as a whole is 'middle ground', its just people who are more 'dedicated to the cause' who raise their voices.

It would be an interesting democracy to say the least.

Thats a good idea, each candidate could have a single thread to post and discuss their policies.

Greenlizard0 · 14 Jul 2007 at 12:59

It'd be like North Korea.

Only mustard missiles instead of nuclear ones

4T5 · 14 Jul 2007 at 13:00

Great idea. I am Alreaady working out my manifesto.

On my Election campaign you will see me Teabagging the opposition & if you vote me in i will Teabagg the Queen when we meet

Monkey Puzzle · 14 Jul 2007 at 13:35

do you mean teabagging the way I think you do?

4T5 · 14 Jul 2007 at 15:16

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

Loki · 14 Jul 2007 at 15:32

malc30 said:
I want Segregation.
All the fit women on my side, All the Wilderbeasts on yours

lol Malc. How's the manifesto coming along ?

We will need a ministry of magic, a ministry of funny walks plus all the usual political guff.

Alll seriousness, how some of the people who run our country act at Prime Ministers question time and in the house of commons it's no wonder this country is a mess. We should have it sorted by Monday, The middle east by a week on Friday and universal domination by the end of the year.

semi-pro waster · 14 Jul 2007 at 15:34

malc30 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

You don't mess with malc. :eek:

The horses head in the bed would seem a pleasant alternative although I suppose knackers are involved in both scenarios.

Glaucus · 14 Jul 2007 at 15:59

I would love to sort this country out..

first things would be.
A) sort out immigration, point system like america.
B) forced voting, also a leaflet to every house, with a few pages on each party. (each party could submit what they want to be printed)
C) tear up the human rights for criminals. Build more jails and strip them of any luxury's. Whilst beefing up the education and support services within jails.
D) Return power to teachers and police to deal with kids under 16.

Nitefly · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:03

AcidHell2 said:
I would love to sort this country out..

first things would be.
A) sort out immigration, point system like america.
B) forced voting, also a leaflet to every house, with a few pages on each party. (each party could submit what they want to be printed)
C) tear up the human rights for criminals. Build more jails and strip them of any luxury's. Whilst beefing up the education and support services within jails.
D) Return power to teachers and police to deal with kids under 16.

Going on this post I really think that 'General Election' of OCUK would be a very entertaining idea.

Anyone else think its something that we could do over the course of a week, or a few days?

Would be a great insight into the forum, and would make for a very interesting outcome

Glaucus · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:05

Nitefly said:
Going on this post I really think that 'General Election' of OCUK would be a very entertaining idea.

Anyone else think its something that we could do over the course of a week, or a few days?

Would be a great insight into the forum, and would make for a very interesting outcome

Lol that would be awesome

Deep · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:05

AcidHell2 said:
I would love to sort this country out..

first things would be.
A) sort out immigration, point system like america.
B) forced voting, also a leaflet to every house, with a few pages on each party. (each party could submit what they want to be printed)
C) tear up the human rights for criminals. Build more jails and strip them of any luxury's. Whilst beefing up the education and support services within jails.
D) Return power to teachers and police to deal with kids under 16.

here here

Azagoth · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:09

malc30 said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

Turkey Slap? :eek:

Nitefly · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:09

AcidHell2 said:
Lol that would be awesome

Indeed - It would be amusing to see which personality the fine members of OCUK would put their faith into.

Obviously it would be up to the Dons to organise some sort of rules, and up to everyone else to ensure it would be done sensibly. If done well, it could be one of the most interesting and amusing things on OCUK for awhile.

I think you, Dolph and DirtyDog should go for it

the_one_deep86 said:
snip

I have been sigged, I am honoured!

Glaucus · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:10

Nitefly said:
Indeed - It would be amusing to see which personality the fine members of OCUK would put their faith into.

Obviously it would be up to the Dons to organise some sort of rules, and up to everyone else to ensure it would be done sensibly. If done well, it could be one of the most interesting and amusing things on OCUK for awhile.

I think you, Dolph and DirtyDog should go for it

Some one should make an official thread. Everyone who wishes to run submits a post, with there main manifesto points in it. Then a poll is started..

Nitefly · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:14

AcidHell2 said:
Some one should make an official thread. Everyone who wishes to run submits a post, with there main manifesto points in it. Then a poll is started..

I would do it, but I think to be done best a Don should start the thread and lay down a fair set of rules. Not that I am lazy or that I want a don to have even more work than they already have, just that way it would be more respectable and achieve possibly a better responce and a more acurate portrayal of the forum.

Also, we would surely only want 3-5 members running. If every man and his dog was to enter, it would be chaos and wouldn't work.

Of course... this would be pointless is no one else thinks this is a good idea or is interested.

4p · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:23

I vote for a little thread with some serious or.. not so serious polices to form a new government

For a laugh ofcourse :rolleyes:

semi-pro waster · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:27

AcidHell2 said:
Some one should make an official thread. Everyone who wishes to run submits a post, with there main manifesto points in it. Then a poll is started..

But what about personal attacks? Expressly forbidden by the FAQ but an intergral part of almost every election campaign. Surely you can't be suggesting people should stand or fall on the quality of their policies or at least their ability to appeal to masses? Why, that sounds suspiciously like democracy and that sort of thing is not to be welcomed.

D33 · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:27

Raikiri said:
They couldn't, they'd be too busy arguing amongst each other to ever agree on anything. They'd ignore the NHS, schools, emergency services etc. and put all their energy into arguing about the pros and cons of immigration control.

Oh I love you

Glaucus · 14 Jul 2007 at 16:29

semi-pro waster said:
But what about personal attacks? Expressly forbidden by the FAQ but an intergral part of almost every election campaign. Surely you can't be suggesting people should stand or fall on the quality of their policies or at least their ability to appeal to masses? Why, that sounds suspiciously like democracy and that sort of thing is not to be welcomed.

I'm sure we can get around that. By digging up every post with a spelling mistake, personal opinion that is against the flow and other such posts that can be used to discredit a candidate