Seriously though, when she comes over just tell her that your sausage is too raw. when she asks what sausage, you know what to do.
Yeah. Whap out your saussage and stick your fork in it to prove its too raw that will work

Seriously though, when she comes over just tell her that your sausage is too raw. when she asks what sausage, you know what to do.
Yeah. Whap out your saussage and stick your fork in it to prove its too raw that will work![]()
I did fixed it for youuuu!![]()
that or just grow a pair and ask her outright.
ZOMG LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
EDIT - ZOMG WRONG THREAD NOOOOOOOO!
YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!
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YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!
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Ask her to come back to yours for some
Giddiiiddyygee!
while thrusting your hips.
Or...." hey i have a problem with my phone."
"oh whats that"?
"it hasnt got your number in it"
YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!
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Oh I then found out she was only 14.Cracking rack though...