How would you chat up a waitress?

[Salsa]

Seriously though, when she comes over just tell her that your sausage is too raw. when she asks what sausage, you know what to do.

Yeah. Whap out your saussage and stick your fork in it to prove its too raw that will work

 

[Richdog]

But so close!

And yet so far... *sigh*

 

[Kell_ee001]

And yet so far... *sigh*

I did fixed it for youuuu!

 

[Ben M]

Yeah. Whap out your saussage and stick your fork in it to prove its too raw that will work

whatever floats your boat.

 

[Richdog]

I did fixed it for youuuu!

Where the :blowkiss: smiley when you need it...

 

[ginger_pat]

that or just grow a pair and ask her outright.

+1

Have a converssation never killed any1

 

[AGD]

ZOMG LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

EDIT - ZOMG WRONG THREAD NOOOOOOOO!

YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!

 

[loltim]

YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!

lol

 

[Doohickey]

^rofl

 

[ginger_pat]

sorry mate but

Wounded

 

[Tefal]

YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!

Oh you ****, I had no freaking idea what he was on about till you mentioned that, dog damn you"!

 

[Burnsy2023]

Tefal, you should know to fully star out swearies. Edit please.

Burnsy

 

[aslco]

Ask her to come back to yours for some

Giddiiiddyygee!

while thrusting your hips.

PMSl haha, Well. My sister is going out with her current boyfriend after he was ordering stuff at a village shop (she was serving) then he said 'oh yeah can i have your number?' similar to what others suggested, go along those kind of lines.



Or...." hey i have a problem with my phone."

"oh whats that"?

"it hasnt got your number in it"

 

[ginger_pat]

Or...." hey i have a problem with my phone."

"oh whats that"?

"it hasnt got your number in it"

Haha i like it in a cheesy way lol

 

[aslco]

We need more cheesey chat up lines tbh.

 

[Amnesia]

you /can i buy you a drink ?
her /sure
you /ok can you go get me ....

il leave now

 

[gillywibble]

YOU ********! I've been avoiding the apprentice news because I couldn't see it and on some random thread about chatting up a girl you go and post the result!!!

 

[LordSplodge]

I dated a waitress back when I was 19 (bloody hell) - I said a few polite words over the weeks (I was a regular at the pub) and one day I asked out for a drink. Bobs your uncle.

Oh I then found out she was only 14. Cracking rack though...

 

[Tefal]

*Adds lord splodge to the sex offenders register*

 

[Burnsy2023]

Oh I then found out she was only 14. Cracking rack though...

You can't say that!

Burnsy