How would you chat up a waitress?

Richdog said:
Newsflash: probably around half
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This is a computer forum. I think you need to up that number a bit :p

Seriously though, when she comes over just tell her that your sausage is too raw. when she asks what sausage, you know what to do.
 
Saint said:
Neil Strauss - The Game

your answer is in there
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I've basically lost a male friend due to him reading this book and hitting on my female friends. He got obsessed and the thing that every woman turned round with is that what he was doing was sooo obvious and appalling. As a looker on, it was really sleazy and embarressing :/

Big wallet or big wang or pretty boy. Three things that women look for. Neil Strauss was already a writer for the New York times (I think) when he embarked on his adventures, so he had one from the list already. The number of really ugly lads on my old course (medicine) that pulled women in numbers and looks that would normally be out of their league is amusing to say the least :)
 
Richdog said:
Ahh another person who thinks all men find talking to women they fancy the "most natural thing in the world". Newsflash: probably around half of men freeze up when they have to approach a female... what would be a normal conversation with someone becomes a nightmare of epic proportions as the tounge swells, a stammer develops, and the cheeks start to burn strangely. What sounded so cool in your head now sounds like a quote from Rain Man.
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Well thats depressingly familiar :(

Dutch courage is what's helped me so far :p
 
Tefal said:
Well thats depressingly familiar :(

Dutch courage is what's helped me so far :p
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Ask them if they'd like to see your periodic table.

Seriously, that has actually worked for me... admittedly she was my girlfriend and was already at my house... but it well still counts.
 
Ben M said:
What're the "tactics" in the book?
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Can only remember a few things he did it was a couple of years ago now. From doing really strange things with his fingers (making animals etc.), to asking them really really strange questions in order to get their attention. I repressed most of what he did it truely and utterly was that bad.

Apparently there's a stat from the book that said that if you just ask women for sex, 1/5 or 1/10 will come out and say yes. I remember losing him in a night club (bleeding annoying when you're the only person who went with him) only to find him running from one group of women to another. Each time he left a group of women, there'd be either somebody giving him the finger - or turning her back on him (I kid you not, he was THAT unsuccessful). These were 18/19 year olds at a guild night as well.....epic fail by him in more than one way..
 
Saint said:
Neil Strauss - The Game

your answer is in there
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I found The Mystery Method and Magic Bullets to be better but it's definitely worth a read.

Greenlizard0 said:
Can only remember a few things he did it was a couple of years ago now. From doing really strange things with his fingers (making animals etc.), to asking them really really strange questions in order to get their attention. I repressed most of what he did it truely and utterly was that bad.
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Lmao, the two books I mentioned above work if you do them right. It's basically all about not trying to attract the girl and remove any **** blocks from friends by including them when your talking to the group. She'll become more attracted to you because you show higher value and her friends approve because they think your not after her for sex but just to chat as a friend. It's not all about some little magic tricks, it's about attraction, then comfort, then seduction. The book doesn't say you'll get sex the night you meet the girl if you do these things, in fact it says it takes about 7 hours of comfort building and at least two location jumps before the girl will feel like it's the right stage for you to make more moves.

It's all about kino escalation ;)

They're not chat up line books or any of this "get a girl to be your slave in 10 easy steps" crap. This is just describes what naturals do and social psychology.
 
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Saint said:
Neil Strauss - The Game

your answer is in there
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Oh god. :rolleyes:

You can't teach being good with women. I'm sorry, but it's all psychological. If you walk up to them thinking you're going to fail, you probably will. I know as I was (and probably still am) like this, and I was doomed to failure before I opened my mouth. :(

Believe in yourself BlackDragon. Just ask her if she'd like to go for a drink or something. As I said, what's the worst that could happen? Certainly no worse than if you don't ask at all.
 
High-five and then sex will probably do the job, then ask her out afterwards..works for me :p

More seriously, just make conversation, ask her how her shift's going, how long she's been, is she looking forward to finishing, weather's been nice, casual conversation really, see how it goes, does she look interested or does she look like she wants to get out of there ASAP :p

No matter what you do, if you say nothing, you GUARANTEE you won't go out with her, if you say something, there's at least a chance - what have you got to lose!
 
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Rich_L said:
High-five and then sex will probably do the job, then ask her out afterwards..works for me :p

More seriously, just make conversation, ask her how her shift's going, how long she's been, is she looking forward to finishing, weather's been nice, casual conversation really, see how it goes, does she look interested or does she look like she wants to get out of there ASAP :p

No matter what you do, if you say nothing, you GUARANTEE you won't go out with her, if you say something, there's at least a chance - what have you got to lose!
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If I was a fella I'd listen to this guy EVERY time! :p

^5!
 
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