Oh I then found out she was only 14.Cracking rack though...
Not sure you can still pay her that compliment...
How would you chat up a waitress?
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Not sure you can still pay her that compliment...
hmm can loan you a balaclava and a merc sprinter, you'll have to get your own duct tape tho? sharies?
I dated a waitress back when I was 15 (bloody hell) - I said a few polite words over the weeks (I was a regular at the pub) and one day I asked out for a drink. Bobs your uncle.
Oh I then found out she was only 14.
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I dated a waitress back when I was 19 (bloody hell) - I said a few polite words over the weeks (I was a regular at the pub) and one day I asked out for a drink. Bobs your uncle.
Oh I then found out she was only 14.
OMG ITS A PAEDO
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INTERPOL will be knocking on your any minute now.
When she asks "Is there anything else?"
You "A date if you don't mind"
do NOT do this ^
Now, if you ask her to go out for a "date" all that does is state intent: "I intend to take you somewhere, at some time, and eventually i want to **** you"
It also says that you haven't actually put any effort in, and there'll be loads of other guys who've said much the same.
If you ask her for her number, it's not so bad, but you're still risking ambiguity. This again just suggests that the general idea is that you wanna bone her - which, while true, isn't gonna get you to treacle street.
If you have a decent idea of a small event, a band playing YOU like or there's a show on which YOU are interested in seeing that offer to take her to that.
"i've wanted to go and see xyx for a while, would be good if you came along"
You aren't being a big wet one and saying that you'll basically go somewhere, ANYWHERE, as long as she wants to go and you aren't suggesting that you just want to get a piece; both of which have many connotations i'm sure you can work out for yourself.
Good luck, keep us posted!
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Some goose fat, a baloon and two bottles of chilli.
because it's anonymous in days gone by they would have just kept shtum and not said a word as they'd be embarrassed. Now they can as for help. Still get the odd prat trying to be superior but can;t have it all i guess.
It's the easy thing to do.
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Actually i have tried that "Can I get you anything else ?" routine.
I believe at that time my line was "your number please". It was a the World's End in Camden, but all I got was a giggle from the waitress and a smile.
If you don't try, you don't get. I have no regrets about doing it.
I believe at that time my line was "your number please
". It was a the World's End in Camden, but all I got was a giggle from the waitress and a smile.If you don't try, you don't get. I have no regrets about doing it.
Actually i have tried that "Can I get you anything else ?" routine.
I believe at that time my line was "your number please
If you don't try, you don't get. I have no regrets about doing it.
Ah but did you wink
The thing is... Asking for what other people would do, would effectively be the same as someone else giving her a pickup line.
Whynot do what you want to do / just place yourself in a situation and see what you come up with.
Don't go in there with something ready to say, looking like you've been practising infront of a mirror
Whynot do what you want to do / just place yourself in a situation and see what you come up with.
Don't go in there with something ready to say, looking like you've been practising infront of a mirror
This is the best point in the thread and no-one has paid it any attention.
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Stop letting them do things to you that you don't enjoy then. It's about communication.
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"Is everything OK with your meal?"
"Yes, well just one thing. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
"Yes, well just one thing. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
High-five and then sex will probably do the job, then ask her out afterwards..works for me
More seriously, just make conversation, ask her how her shift's going, how long she's been, is she looking forward to finishing, weather's been nice, casual conversation really, see how it goes, does she look interested or does she look like she wants to get out of there ASAP
No matter what you do, if you say nothing, you GUARANTEE you won't go out with her, if you say something, there's at least a chance - what have you got to lose!
Spot on as usual. Chat to her, they are not Aliens. Don't turn up looking like a Hobo, wear something fresh and well presented.
Chat to her and ask her the above Rich_L said. When you're done say, "I noticed you in here last time, and i want to give you this...." Give her a piece of paper with your number on it and a note saying 'I want to tak you for drink at XXXXXX place, give me a call on Friday'. Just putting you're number is rubbish, you need more than that.
P.S. Oh and don't write it on a napkin, that will make her ill.