I felt tortured, at my hairdressers.

You pay £37 for a hair cut:confused:

What do you have a perm?

Jeez £6.50 is my limit lol.

TC

Nah man, I can stretch it to £10. :p

£37 would have to be for a special occasion really. There's no way I'd want to fork that out every month. I've cut my hair myself the last two times, and I'm actually surprised how well I did it. Doing the back of your head is a bit of a royal pain though!

All of it.

You bad man.
 
Next time, Grab his nuts and squeeze hard then get a power cable and whip him around the head.

Grab £6 out of his wallet while hes blinded on the ground clutching his crushed plums, shout "Not nice is it B***H !!" and run off into the sunset :D
 
I pay £25 and sometimes his member rubs my arm through his trousers

..guess he must use these then
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Walked in my usual hairdressers, and I had noticed there was a new person working

our eyes met

he wrapped this white bit of paper around my neck really tight which was very unusual and was strangling me a little

And then put the cloth around me.


he dropped the comb in my lap two times which I just thought again... Ahh


although he was grabbing the comb right on my crutch.

Then also the wire of the shaver was going in between my legs
Oh, and normally it costs five pounds, yet it was six pound this time...

all that fun for just a quid extra....BARGAIN!
 
Tbh, the only people here that do it are poor chav type of persons them hooligan types, and all the Poles I can see that work here...

The majority of men have a normal haircut.

Hmm you think im a chav just cos i cut my hair most of the time since i have clippers? :confused:

I just like shaving it all off a number 2 usually but tried a 1 a week ago and was nice and cooling in this hot weather. Its just common-sense to save the money when its easy to do.
 
Hmm you think im a chav just cos i cut my hair most of the time since i have clippers? :confused:

I just like shaving it all off a number 2 usually but tried a 1 a week ago and was nice and cooling in this hot weather. Its just common-sense to save the money when its easy to do.

I'm not sure, but I think Snowdog meant here as in the physical location, as opposed to here being OcUK

but I know both sides, here in the Reading area, you get a lot of skinheads who'd hit you as soon as look at you, that being said, I know plenty of people with shaved/bald heads who are some of the nicest guys in the world (one of whom looks like one of the guys from right said fred) :D
 
Hmm you think im a chav just cos i cut my hair most of the time since i have clippers? :confused:

I just like shaving it all off a number 2 usually but tried a 1 a week ago and was nice and cooling in this hot weather. Its just common-sense to save the money when its easy to do.

No, you're in the UK.
 
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