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I love how backwards cats get when they have to wear a cone. My cat got bit on the butt a few years ago and we had to put a cone on her to stop her from messing with the area. She could hardly walk with that thing on, bumping into tables, walking backwards, she'd try to walk into a straight line but she'd actually be slowly veering to her right and bump into the wall. If I didn't know better I'd think she were drunk. She's a tubby little thing too which made it even more funny I felt slightly evil.