I met a Romanian online and she comes to me!

BringTheRain · 29 Mar 2011 at 22:48

Too funny

Colasanto · 29 Mar 2011 at 23:00

Haha, this guy has got so owned. Worst 2011 troll so far.

Pighardia · 29 Mar 2011 at 23:07

Fernick said:
Worst 2011 troll so far.

don't ruin it!
imagine it's real

Put it with the other thread, and i have a feeling this could be for real anyway!!

Podmonkey · 29 Mar 2011 at 23:57

Are foreign whores that much cheaper? I doubt it, the first fumble might be half price compared to the brittish slagathors but once you start paying her rent and for her family's new bowling shoes, it really wont be worth the exotic herpes you contracted.

OzyOly · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:05

Podmonkey said:
Are foreign whores that much cheaper? I doubt it, the first fumble might be half price compared to the brittish slagathors but once you start paying her rent and for her family's new bowling shoes, it really wont be worth the exotic herpes you contracted.

The ones in china cost as much as a pint.

Hastarius · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:07

I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread with the title 'I'm a Romanian woman going to meet an English man'

I still don't believe this though, especially without any pictures.

Jambo · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:33

Bifröst said:
I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread with the title 'I'm a Romanian woman going to meet an English man'

I still don't believe this though, especially without any pictures.

Surely it would say 'I met an English man online and I go to him!'

I'm not sure he is English right enough.

Weebull · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:44

OzyOly said:
The ones in china cost as much as a pint.

Plus they are real women and not gold diggers.

Cheekykid · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:48

My babe is as real as it gets. I am making a calculated risk here with an exit strategy too.

The mockery of GD is beyond belief!

Raymond Lin · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:50

Just protect yourself financially and medically and I shouldn't see a problem, even if she turns out to be a bunny boiler...

sanaxe1 · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:51

Cheekykid said:
My babe is as real as it gets. I am making a calculated risk here with an exit strategy too.

The mockery of GD is beyond belief!

I believe you sir to be a liar and a scoundrel!

Pighardia · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:53

Cheekykid said:
The mockery of GD is beyond belief!

Is it? Is it really?

Cheekykid · 30 Mar 2011 at 00:56

sanaxe1 said:
I believe you sir to be a liar and a scoundrel!

I am actually rather proud of my record on GD. I would defend it every day :cool:

RimBlock · 30 Mar 2011 at 02:41

Tefal said:
Not sure if it's broken English, an attempt at humour that failed cause of poor grasp of English or the most terrifying insight into a person's mind I've ever seen.

Yeah, both this and the other thread have some very interesting use of English. Seems like the thesaurus was opened at some points as if the OP was struggling to find the right word or was translating.

"She smiled and looked surprised from the liquidity of my kindness/generosity"

IIRC the OP mentioned he was of Mediterranean decent so there is a possibility that this is what he is doing at some points.

The OP also writes in a story telling fashion rather than a couple of lines. I for one prefer his story twist narrative as it is far more amusing than "Met a bird on a sexcam site and paying for her plane ticket to visit.". Maybe it is this storytelling style that is convincing others of the max troll level. Troll or not, who cares. It is entertainment when sitting at work on a quiet day.

300 quid is about an hours worth of sexytime in London, so is a right bargain for 6 days worth. OP just needs to make sure he gets his moneys worth ant the very least and be prepared for the red badge of courage if she pulls that excuse out of the hat.

RB

J4K3 M · 30 Mar 2011 at 03:53

Been reading that thread about the romanian scams where they send the money out to them. All I can say is yes he may be a fool for this but at least he didnt send her money and sent her a ticket. She doesnt show up lets hope he has some sense to not do it again. She has nothing to gain by this "scam" as she doesnt receive any money. He would have her address or an address at least to make sure that he can report her.

In a way he has taken precautions but IMO I still think its stupid

Jambo · 30 Mar 2011 at 04:15

This song just came on MTV. I reckon the OP stars in this video.

Priapus · 30 Mar 2011 at 06:52

steve-h said:
Literally did this.

LMAO!! - Funniest thing I have seen all week!

icedbullet · 30 Mar 2011 at 06:53

Cheekykid said:
My babe is as real as it gets. I am making a calculated risk here with an exit strategy too.

The mockery of GD is beyond belief!

jfp · 30 Mar 2011 at 08:21

I guess its no worse than people who fly across the globe to meet their online girlfriends only to find no one is waiting for them at the airport, then dont learn from their mistakes

Pete19s · 30 Mar 2011 at 12:34

unKn0wn said:
I've just had an Image of the OP standing at the airport crying his eyes out 'cause she stood him up, due to having an important paper to hand in, or she had to do a re-sit etc etc etc. This list of excuses is endless.

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