I met a Romanian online and she comes to me!

mrk · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:39

Worse than ASDA girl but has potential for better delivery.

magick · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:40

Cheekykid said:
I have seen her on skype so I know how she looks guys.

There is a decent chance I can score. Oh sure....one can never be certain as i can't be certain that there is no god.

Cheekykid Can I ask do you ever score much where you live going out round bars/pubs/clubs ect? If the answer is no, and I assume it is or you wouldn't be so quick to pay her plane fare, the chances of you scoring with this girl isn't looking good.

Serious mate if you want to pick a girl up go out somewhere where girls congregate instead of looking at dating sites on the internet.

lttlejoe · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:40

magick said:
did you get to have sex with her on a regular basis?

Would you ask that question if I'd been talking about an English girl?

Skidder · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:42

magick said:
Serious mate if you want to pick a girl up go out somewhere where girls congregate instead of looking at dating sites on the internet.

He wasn't on a dating site when he found her, he was perving. Now he's going to save her from the gutter pretty woman style.

magick · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:42

lttlejoe said:
Would you ask that question if I'd been talking about an English girl?

Yes, and I take it the answer to the question I asked is no or you would have just said 'yes I had sex with her'. So essentialy you paid for some hot russian chick to fly to england, prob spent money taking her out and buying her things and didn't even get your leg over once. But hey at least you became good friends for a few weeks/days.

Voltage · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:43

any exact date she/he/it is coming?

this thread is epic btw

True_Scotsman · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:45

Cheekykid, if you seen her on Skype, surely you have taken pictures of her using the snapshot thing Skype has.

So go post one

Cheekykid · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:45

Voltage said:
any exact date she/he/it is coming?

this thread is epic btw

I have already said and I also wait for people to rise to my challenge to come down to Heathrow. Applicants post here on why you should be chosen and one of you must have a decent camera. Also no chavs please.

Skidder · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:45

Cheekykid said:
There is a decent chance I can score. Oh sure....one can never be certain as i can't be certain that there is no god.

I don't believe there is a god but I can not prove it. I am 99.99999999999999% convinced there is not. I don't believe you are going to bang this chick without major strings attached, but I can not prove it. I am more than 90 percent on that. So, in my view you have more chance of getting lucky than there is a chance of a deity existing. I suppose that is pretty good.

robgmun · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:48

lttlejoe said:
Would you ask that question if I'd been talking about an English girl?

ah so the answer is no then...

Cuchulain · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:49

Cheekykid said:
I have seen her on skype so I know how she looks guys.

There is a decent chance I can score. Oh sure....one can never be certain as i can't be certain that there is no god.

Exactly my way of thinking

You could have paid £250 and been guaranteed some horizontal jogging but no, YOU PAID £250 FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING LAID!

Kerplunk · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:50

Got to be an April Fools

Metalface Mark · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:50

Cheekykid said:
I have already said and I also wait for people to rise to my challenge to come down to Heathrow. Applicants post here on why you should be chosen and one of you must have a decent camera. Also no chavs please.

We are still waiting for you to post a pic of yourself for comparison. Does it not bother you that on dating sites she's 30 and telling you she's 21?

Cheekykid · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:50

Cuchulain said:
You could have paid £250 and been guaranteed some horizontal jogging but no, YOU PAID £250 FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING LAID!

It's not only about mating. I also have honourable intentions about her.

As for a pic of myself am still resisting the temptation to do so in order to avoid further embarassment. I know how old is she so what sites say don't bother me. Heck on some sites i have my age as 35 but never bothered to change it

Metalface Mark · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:52

Cuchulain said:
You could have paid £250 and been guaranteed some horizontal jogging but no, YOU PAID £250 FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING LAID!

Another forum member (naming no names) used to frequent a massage parlour in the Birmingham area where the women he used to bang were 10/10 in the looks and body department, for about £60. The OP would have been better served doing this too.

Skidder · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:53

Cheekykid said:
It's not only about mating............ Heck on some sites i have my age as 35 but never bothered to change it

How old are you?

Yas786 · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:53

Voltage said:
any exact date she/he/it is coming?

this thread is epic btw

April 21st according the OP...

Still i want to see a pic of her with a sign saying...hey OCUK im cheekykids woman...or something along those lines...until we get proof of that then ill just keep thinking MUG

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magick · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:53

Cheekykid said:
It's not only about mating. I also have honourable intentions about her.

As for a pic of myself am still resisting the temptation to do so in order to avoid further embarassment. I know how old is she so what sites say don't bother me. Heck on some sites i have my age as 35 but never bothered to change it

POST POST POST

Metalface Mark · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:54

Cheekykid said:
It's not only about mating. I also have honourable intentions about her.

As for a pic of myself am still resisting the temptation to do so in order to avoid further embarassment. I know how old is she so what sites say don't bother me. Heck on some sites i have my age as 35 but never bothered to change it

Would you say you are compatible in looks department?

What would you give yourself as a mark out of ten in looks? The girl in the pic being about a 7 or 8 from that single pic.

Participant · 31 Mar 2011 at 13:54

Metalface Mark said:
Another forum member (naming no names) used to frequent a massage parlour in the Birmingham area where the women he used to bang were 10/10 in the looks and body department, for about £60. The OP would have been better served doing this too.

Blatantly G|mp.