I met a Romanian online and she comes to me!

yoyo50 · 21 Apr 2011 at 10:45

Podmonkey · 21 Apr 2011 at 10:45

My head says nothing will come of this as he is scared to show his face as people remember his lies.

My heart says please let the OP have been bummed on the runway by a romanian shemale with only 1 boob implant whist still holding the buquet of flowers he bought from the petrol station.

Pawnless Endgame · 21 Apr 2011 at 10:49

OriginalJonty said:
Also, Cheekykid hasn't been on since the 3rd of April.

As the OP has wised up, finally realising the harsh reality, he has probably gone incognito. Given that he wasn't trolling in the first place.

freak2002 · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:05

Preparing his gravestone:

Here lies CheekyKid:
Thought he'd be in heaven,
With ira87,
Thought he'd get her to bed,
But he ended up dead.

Westyfield2 · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:10

freak2002 said:
Preparing his gravestone:

Here lies CheekyKid:
Thought he'd be in heaven,
With ira87,
Thought he'd get her to bed,
But he ended up dead.

He got laid....

to rest.

Mobius 1 · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:13

he got whacked off, literally.

^TANK^ · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:16

Hes probably busy using all ten of his condoms, that he put aside for her.

TheBigCheese · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:56

I think this thread has to be one of the most bizarre ever posted on here.

topgun06 · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:17

I'll be surprised if he reappears.

TheCenturion · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:06

This is one of the most ridiculous threads I've ever laid eyes upon.

OP is either a troll or a bit of a fool

Twentyone · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:07

Westyfield2 said:
He got laid....

to rest.

Surely someone on OcUK must work at the airport

Edrof · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:10

Westyfield2 said:
He got laid....

to rest.

Post of the day, sir!

leaskovski · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:13

chuck990 said:
"healthy option" as i remember, the salads had just as many calories as the burgers...

as for cheekykid, my bet is that he's made a new account and is watching this thread...

Not likely. Admins are pretty hot on this.

TheCenturion · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:13

This is the OP:

flibbage0 · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:13

The chance of him coming back and saying she has arrived is slimmer than the chance of winning the lottery.

TheCenturion · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:16

flibbage0 said:
The chance of him coming back and saying she has arrived is slimmer than the chance of winning the lottery.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll go and revise now if you do too. PLEASE? We both need this

Clipsey · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:47

What date did he say she was coming over?

gropingmantis · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:47

Clipsey said:
What date did he say she was coming over?

Today

Shicky · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:50

Westyfield2 said:
He got laid....

to rest.

Needs CSI miami yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:52

gropingmantis said:
Today

He forgot to mention the year.