Reversing the odds is a better way of looking at things...
To kill time my boss has said i can do some work from home, which is cool as i'm being paid to sit on my arse at the moment and they really need some help.
Can't wait to do some invetory and LOF projections to help the team out (sorry did i just day i'm looking forward to spending hours on spread sheets and powerpoints_____))) I think the meds i'm taking are affecting my state of mind.. LOL
A man goes to the doctor's for his test results.
The doctor says, "I'm afraid you have cancer. You only have six months left to live."
"Oh no!" says the man, "What can I do?"
The doctor says, "I'd recommend you marry a fat lass and move to Liverpool."
"Will that cure me?" says the man.
"No," says the doctor, "but the six months'll seem a lot longer."
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