I need to cut the phone wires but keep Internet alive.

1: get her a cheap mobile with high text/calls.
2: if your paying the phone bill why no ask to cancel it?
3: £125 ?!!?!?!? is your mum using hot talk or something or w/e those services are called.
 
Easy solution. Keep the phone, remove all digits bar 9 (to allow emergency calls).

Sit and wait in your chair for her to realise then turn around and produce this face.

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In all seriousness, get her a PAYG mobile phone...
 
If you live in a cabled area then jump ship and move to virgin. You don't need a land line to get broadband with them.
 
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