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Caporegime
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Statement A - I was viciously attacked by a domesticated dolphin at SeaWorld, and the dolphin was made to apologize.

Statement B - I sold Keira Knightly a bag of M&Ms and a packet of condoms at a garage I used to work at.

I want them both to be true :mad:

This is not /b/. There is no 'hivemind'. Give it a rest, champ.

I know it's not /b/ and 'hivemind' is not a term that only another forum uses, it's a fairly common word. But thanks for taking part.
 
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B

A) I tried to sell a broken PSP to my friend for £100
B) I got my parents to buy me something of amazon for £200 bysaying it was on sale from the RRP :D

B

B

A) I once somehow got a nosebleed from diving off a diving board
B) I once somehow got a nosebleed from opening a cupboard

A

Statement A - When in Bruges I got told off for trying to walk into a church with a bottle of Satan.

Statement B - I learned how to say "get your **** out for the lads" in French, Dutch and Flemish especially for my recent trip to Bruges.

B


Statement A - I was once mistaken for a lesbian by a couple of guys (I'm male)

Statement B - I lied to the police in Poland to get a lift to the airport
 
Soldato
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Well, since No1newts has broken the chain, I'm going to step in with:

Statement A: I once stabbed a guy
Statement B: I have flown a Cessna 172
 
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Well, since No1newts has broken the chain, I'm going to step in with:

Statement A: I once stabbed a guy
Statement B: I have flown a Cessna 172


A.

I presume accidentally causing minor damage.


Statement A: I am 19 and have never been out clubbing.
Statement B: This year I met all of Metallica whilst at Download.
 
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I wish it was B, but yeah you're correct.

I'm gonna say A for you as well


You're correct! :)

Im going with B :)

A: I work with a guy who openly slams his head on his desk if he gets frustrated/ annoyed

B: I work with a guy who has just slapped another member of the department cause of a very heated argument

I'm going to say B and I predict he will be getting the sack soon enough. :p
 
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