BA) I tried to sell a broken PSP to my friend for £100
B) I got my parents to buy me something of amazon for £200 bysaying it was on sale from the RRP
Statement A - I was viciously attacked by a domesticated dolphin at SeaWorld, and the dolphin was made to apologize.
Statement B - I sold Keira Knightly a bag of M&Ms and a packet of condoms at a garage I used to work at.
This is not /b/. There is no 'hivemind'. Give it a rest, champ.
[FnG]magnolia;23142437 said:I want them both to be true /QUOTE]
Learn to read gawjuss
This is not /b/. There is no 'hivemind'. Give it a rest, champ.
B
A) I once somehow got a nosebleed from diving off a diving board
B) I once somehow got a nosebleed from opening a cupboard
B
A) I tried to sell a broken PSP to my friend for £100
B) I got my parents to buy me something of amazon for £200 bysaying it was on sale from the RRP
B
A) I once somehow got a nosebleed from diving off a diving board
B) I once somehow got a nosebleed from opening a cupboard
Statement A - When in Bruges I got told off for trying to walk into a church with a bottle of Satan.
Statement B - I learned how to say "get your **** out for the lads" in French, Dutch and Flemish especially for my recent trip to Bruges.
B
A
B
Statement A - I was once mistaken for a lesbian by a couple of guys (I'm male)
Statement B - I lied to the police in Poland to get a lift to the airport
A
Because that would be cooler
Well, since No1newts has broken the chain, I'm going to step in with:
Statement A: I once stabbed a guy
Statement B: I have flown a Cessna 172
A.
I presume accidentally causing minor damage.
Statement A: I am 19 and have never been out clubbing.
Statement B: This year I met all of Metallica whilst at Download.
A: I've seen a blue whale in the wild
B: I did a skydive for charity and raised no money...
kd
I wish it was B, but yeah you're correct.
I'm gonna say A for you as well
Im going with B
A: I work with a guy who openly slams his head on his desk if he gets frustrated/ annoyed
B: I work with a guy who has just slapped another member of the department cause of a very heated argument
You're correct!
I'm going to say B and I predict he will be getting the sack soon enough.
A I went to school with Ade Edmondson
B I have a third nipple