Ice Road Trucker

t3kno_tr0n|c said:
Im in IT, but cant be bothered with the UK any more, and want to get out and do something thats going to be a total rush, somethign really exciting.
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So for your adrenaline fix you're exchanging a seat in a box for a seat in a slow moving, straight-line driving... box?
 
Bleek said:
So for your adrenaline fix you're exchanging a seat in a box for a seat in a slow moving, straight-line driving... box?
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You're forgetting that he's an incredibly talented driver.

He's going to be doing 150mph down the roads, drifting corners like a legend, hell, he might even throw in a barrel-roll or two!
 
This has to be the worst 'Some banned ex-Member returning and troll spamming to 250 Posts as fast as possible' Thread ever!! ;)
 
t3kno_tr0n|c said:
Quite the contrary, I am an excellent driver.

I have such mastery of the snow that with the recent weather I could happily sit at 50/60 mph while everyone else was doing 15.

Its like a special talent. I have such fine throttle control, its better than modern cars traction control.

Hills which defeat the onboard traction control, I can drive up comfortably with all the electronic aids turned off.

As for prolonged driving, I am used to it, so I am more adapted than your average brain dead who would let themselves fall asleep at the wheel.
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t3kno_tr0n|c said:
Quite the contrary, I am an excellent driver.

I have such mastery of the snow that with the recent weather I could happily sit at 50/60 mph while everyone else was doing 15.

Its like a special talent. I have such fine throttle control, its better than modern cars traction control.

Hills which defeat the onboard traction control, I can drive up comfortably with all the electronic aids turned off.

As for prolonged driving, I am used to it, so I am more adapted than your average brain dead who would let themselves fall asleep at the wheel.
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Ah, now I understand why you hate humans because in general, they hate you.

Find yourself a life coach and learn how to integrate, there's life beyond your keyboard. They're not all dead, Dave.
 
t3kno_tr0n|c said:
Why are we not closing our doors to unskilled immigrants then?!

Grrr... so many damn factory workers and fruit pickers..

Anyway thats off on a tangent.

Im in IT, but cant be bothered with the UK any more, and want to get out and do something thats going to be a total rush, somethign really exciting.

Surely they are struggling for people to drive on the Ice Roads? I thought they were desperate for people as half of them bottle it and end up going home?!
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We accept assylum seekers because they're at risk of being killed if they stay where they are. I don't think that applies to you.;)

I doubt they have a shortage of people wanting to take up that job. Sure they have a high drop-out rate, but I expect the application rate is even higher.
 
What if I called a trucking company...

and offered to work for minimum wage until I was qualified to drive a truck?

Or offered to be an office monkey, or a general dogsbody for a really low wage?

If they offered me a job, could I emigrate for a couple of years, or do I still have to be on a list of official jobs??
 
Ice Road Truckers has to be the worst program on telly! It's like American Loggers, but worse.

At OP: What about being a log-truck driver? A lot less cold!
 
Westyfield2 said:
Ice Road Truckers has to be the worst program on telly! It's like American Loggers, but worse.

At OP: What about being a log-truck driver? A lot less cold!
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Well the primary driver in this is being out in the Arctic. Seeing as I love driving, doing the Ice Roads would be the perfect job.

I wont do logging, as I dont agree with chopping down trees.
 
t3kno_tr0n|c said:
Hilarious.

I was on the Isle of Skye this weekend. Coming back, I was the only person still able to do motorway speeds on ice.

Saw so many people getting stuck it was hilarious, but the Icelandic rocking technique and some considerable skill on my part ensured my safe arrival at my destination, while others were stuck for 5/6 hrs jsut doing 25 miles.
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Obvious troll is obvious.
 
Lol at the nonsense about amazing snow driving skill, your the type of driver who causes massive accidents, kills others then yourself and delay 100's of people.

Why don't you just go on holiday there and take a rent-a-car out on the ice roads and try to impress all the truckers with your amazing skills?

Anyone seen Swamp Loggers? Only seen a couple, better then axe men though and ice road truckers.
 
I want to try something different as im sick of people. I was thinking about coming a deep sea diver as i love fish.. although i currently have no limbs.

Would it be best to take a divers course in the UK or abroad?
 
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