If Richard Branson offered you 2 million pounds...

[Six6siX]

No. I'd rather die in a gutter.

So given a choice between:
a) Getting violated by Mr Virgin and making £2m
or
b) retaining your anal integrity and continuing as normal

you choose to die in a gutter? For no reason. Excellent choice sir.

 

[Stewy]

I'd let him smash me in to next week.

/nohomo.

 

[PMKeates]

I'd let him have a go with no two million.

 

[Robbo]

I'd let him have a go with no two million.

I was waiting for you to show up.

 

[Dr House]

2 million no but 5 I would think about it.

I have had a lady boy sit on my lap once and to be honest I was not as bothered as you would think

 

[PMKeates]

I was waiting for you to show up.

xD

Tbh it's only a bit of bum fun? I think you guys are seriously screwed in the head if you wouldn't take it up the Gary for two million squids.

 

[Robbo]

Everyone here would. I certainly would for £2million.

It's easy to say no on here as you'll never be in that situation but in reality if you were, you'd say yes (unless you were a multi-millionaire).

 

[PMKeates]

Everyone here would. I certainly would for £2million.

It's easy to say no on here as you'll never be in that situation but in reality if you were, you'd say yes (unless you were a multi-millionaire).

I've got £2 million Robbo.

 

[Pookie Bear]

I'd grab my ankles so quick I'd give myself whiplash.

 

[Judgeneo]

Given relative anonymity, sure, but if the whole nation knew, I'm not so sure

 

[Robbo]

I've got £2 million Robbo.

Hand it over then, lets get it on!

 

[godinman]

Keates, all I need is a 20k deposit, quick blowey in the toilets do it?

 

[FoxEye]

No. I can live without 2 million squid.

In fact 2 million squid wouldn't fix any of my problems, and would probably give me a whole load of extra problems.

 

[FoxEye]

Everyone here would. I certainly would for £2million.

It's easy to say no on here as you'll never be in that situation but in reality if you were, you'd say yes (unless you were a multi-millionaire).

It's easy to say no with no implications, true.

But I can guarantee you I would just as quickly say "no" if offered the money tomorrow.

Money is not happiness. Lack of money is a big problem, true. But I can see no way that 2 million would help me in my personal quest for happiness.

It would simply take away one source of worry, and the trade-off (buttsechs) is not something I would consider for even a moment.

 

[PMKeates]

Keates, all I need is a 20k deposit, quick blowey in the toilets do it?

I'm good but not worth £20k for a blow.

 

[Tephnos]

It's easy to say no with no implications, true.

But I can guarantee you I would just as quickly say "no" if offered the money tomorrow.

Money is not happiness. Lack of money is a big problem, true. But I can see no way that 2 million would help me in my personal quest for happiness.

It would simply take away one source of worry, and the trade-off (buttsechs) is not something I would consider for even a moment.

Some of that £2mil could be used for therapy. Job done.

 

[weyland yutani]

I would, then spend £2 million on women, drugs and fast cars a in destructive downward spiral of self loathing, guilt and regret for what I'd done, culminating in a suicide-by-cop gun rampage.

On second thoughts . . . no.

 

[Jambo]

This thread makes me horny....wait... I meant to say laugh.

 

[Curio]

For 2 million, 100% yes! Then I got to thinking "how low would I go?"

1 Million? 100% yes
500,000? 90% yes
250,000? 85% yes
125,000? 75% yes
50,000? 50% yes
25,000? 35% yes
10,000? 25% yes
5,000? 15% yes
2,500? 10% yes
1,000? 5% yes
500? no

So there you have it. Below 125,000....probably not.

I've thought about this too much, haven't I?