If Richard Branson offered you 2 million pounds...

PMKeates · 14 Jul 2011 at 21:53

Tbh they are seriously low &ages. I would happily poke a va-jay-jay for £10k, let alone £50k!

Tephnos · 14 Jul 2011 at 21:53

Very low indeed.

K1LLSW1TCH · 14 Jul 2011 at 21:57

Double it and he can destroy me.

SexyGreyFox · 14 Jul 2011 at 21:59

Judgeneo said:
Given relative anonymity, sure, but if the whole nation knew, I'm not so sure

For 2 million I'd buy a front page ad in the News Of The World telling everybody.

Tephnos · 14 Jul 2011 at 21:59

dmpoole said:
For 2 million I'd buy a front page ad in the News Of The World telling everybody.

Can't wait to grab my copy this Sunday!

stickman1 · 14 Jul 2011 at 22:08

hell yes

Cosimo · 14 Jul 2011 at 22:21

Robbo said:
Hand it over then, lets get it on!

I've got a queue wating for you.

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Jul 2011 at 22:23

Some of the posters here as so far in denial that I'm surprised they're not drowning.

FoxEye · 14 Jul 2011 at 22:30

PMKeates said:
Tbh they are seriously low &ages. I would happily poke a va-jay-jay for £10k, let alone £50k!

You know it took me about three re-reads to figure out what you were saying here.

Wages? Pages? Ages?

Finally figured it was an abbreviation of "percentages". Kids and their txt speak

taz488 · 14 Jul 2011 at 22:37

a grand, if no one knew

Curunen · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:01

J-FRO said:
No, just no. I might be £2m up if I say yes, but that can be spent in an instant. The pain, suffering and humiliation would last a lifetime.

So no.

Yeah I couldn't do it, for any amount of money.

Jambo · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:04

Curunen said:
Yeah I couldn't do it, for any amount of money.

Man up! It'd be a breeze.

FoxEye · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:06

Jambo said:
Man up! It'd be a breeze.

There's a certain irony to that statement.

"Man up and take it like a woman!"

Curunen · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:14

Jambo said:
Man up! It'd be a breeze.

More like a hurricane!

Wait a minute... :eek:

Robbo · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:25

Curunen said:
Yeah I couldn't do it, for any amount of money.

I think anyone saying this would soon change their tune if they were put in this situation.

McPhee · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:33

Mr Jack said:
2 million - no way. How are you going to explain that kind of lifestyle changing money to your friends and family? Do you really want to explain to your mum and sister that you got rogered by Branson with his beard scratching your ear as he whispers sweet nothings to you? As for your mates? Well, it'd always be your round and they'd take the donkey's until the day you died. Hell, they'd probably arrange for it to be on your tombstone.

If I could explain it while wearing an Armani suit, sitting in the drivers seat of my Aston then in all honesty I'd have no problem with that. If the taunting gets wearing I could always check the time on that Rolex that I bought, then tell them I have to rush off because I have a meeting with the bank manager about how best to invest the remaining money, so that I can live more comfortably off the interest than they do from working their backsides off.

Sone · 14 Jul 2011 at 23:39

Once is curious but twice is gay. I'm in

Cleeecooo · 15 Jul 2011 at 00:30

simulatorman said:
Does he come AIDS free?

The AIDS comes free, yes.

Probably 12 pages late with this but meh

Laney88 · 15 Jul 2011 at 00:41

But would the people saying they would still say yes if the deal included that you had to give him oral first?

Stewy · 15 Jul 2011 at 00:44

That'd lessen the time he was inside my bum so yeah, absolutely.