Could have been anyones johnny though. The dog could have eaten it from anywhere
Thats what i said!!!
While that is true its not probable, it stays in the house all the time and i couldnt find it in her bin

Could have been anyones johnny though. The dog could have eaten it from anywhere
I can't believe I posted what I did. Oh, to be young again.
Here be the story:
My girlfriends dog had gotten into her room and eat a used condom (i assume he found it in her bin). The next day me and her dad took the dog for a walk. After taking a dump in a park filled with other pet owners, the dog had my used condom hanging out of its anus. My girlfriends dad then chased the dog around a crowded park for 5 minutes (while the dog chased other peoples dogs) so he could pull it out . It was horrid!
On another occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my mum walked in whilst I was pleasuring myself. The worst part was, she closed the door and walked off, and said "have a nice time"
OH GOD MUM DON'T MAKE IT WORSE!!!
So so so many poo related moments
It gets around an awful lot around here.![]()
Best so far
(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.![]()
Everywhere...
*snip*
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.![]()
Josh
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Yep, they were Jewish.
LOL. did you actually get banned?
yes i did. I'm mentally scarred for life.