I'm going to build a space station

Please accept this post as my application for the role of Stationwide Distributor of "Bangin' Choonz"

I have extensive experience in the distribution of bangin' choonz; my previous places of employment include a Garden Centre as well as a Multi-Platform Planetary Defence System.

I get along well with people and will provide much needed choonz to the Space Station.
 
I will update the crew listing later, the 'inventory' will happen tomorrow - coinstruction is underway.

As an aside, we need a 'main' crew uniform to be worn by the systems sector managers and bridge crew, any suggestion?

I shall be wearing a pirate hat when on duty.

Fao TimBrad - I received your application and am happy that you are ready to serve, and to put it in the old and ambitious cliché - to boldly go where no one has gone before, along with the rest of our crew, be them chief of security, to 3-boobed whore pimps, to kebab shop owners, you all have a vital role in the running of the space station. Thank you for your applications and enthusiasm in this project.
 
As cleaner I intend to wear the following outfit. Of course the yellow circle would contain the stations crest.

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I dont mind what the uniform looks like as long as it has a pen pocket and a badge with my name on it. I am happy to provide my own Chav Control devices (riot sheild, Nightstick and tazer etc) but it would be useful for the uniform to have a holding system for these items.
 
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My idea for my uniform, although the basic design can follow across the ship. The added items are for my job role but can obviously be redesigned for further positions.

The red stripes are to signify rank. Rear view shows position held (HOCC - Head of Chav Control). Riot sheild will have station name included but as this is yet to be decided I have used the basic "STATION" identifier.
 
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