I'm going to build a space station

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:03

I’d like to be Commander Massage, Chief Entertainments Officer, I will provide an up lifting experience for all the crew. My extensive experience is in massage, alcohol, music, loose women, cinema, pimping, raves and most importantly hot alien chicks. I can give the crew what they have never had before, orbit after orbit. As a sideline I can procure anything including dilithium crystals at a discount.

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:05

simulatorman said:
I’d like to be Commander Massage, Chief Entertainments Officer, I will provide an up lifting experience for all the crew. My extensive experience is in massage, alcohol, music, loose women, cinema, pimping, raves and most importantly hot alien chicks. I can give the crew what they have never had before, orbit after orbit. As a sideline I can procure anything including dilithium crystals at a discount.

You sir are hired, would you like to run a nightclub style venue on board too?

alexakasloth · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:06

Can I be creator of porn? (Note: Will need at least 5% female crew on board)

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:09

$loth said:
Can I be creator of porn? (Note: Will need at least 5% female crew on board)

I aim to have a similar number of female crew to male crew - I am recruiting elsewhere, however roles taken by OCUK members get precidence.

And yep, why not, you may not however star in all of your films, I want some action too

Psypher5 · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:18

haha sorry nex, join the crew! More hand son deck cant be bad for that alien scum bwahahahahah!

alexakasloth · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:21

iamdjdz said:
I aim to have a similar number of female crew to male crew - I am recruiting elsewhere, however roles taken by OCUK members get precidence.

And yep, why not, you may not however star in all of your films, I want some action too

I was thinking of being more behind the camera!

bum · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:26

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:28

bum said:
May I join?

Yep, what is your speciality?

Artest · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:29

Bum(ming).

Crizzy · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:34

I think you may need an Alien Liaison Officer to help deal with newly discovered forms of life. As I have documented and dealt with countless of such (which incidentely can be found in my recent publications "Mars - A Fact" and "Star Check") I feel I am rightly qualified for this role!

salami1212 · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:34

Im the token chav.. am i allowd?

alexakasloth · 26 Mar 2009 at 21:57

Depends if it has a McDonalds.

GreenMint · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:01

$loth said:
Depends if it has a McDonalds.

innit.

(That works 2 ways, woop woop!)

Now we need a burger flipper....

jakspyder · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:03

we may have mega death lasers and all that for taking out planets and stars and huge muckle motherships and what not, but what if we come against a force of fast moving fighter/bomber ships (like in starwars when deathstar gets PWNED) so i think it may be a good idea to install a fairly large hanger bay with an array of fast offence fighter craft, can i be in charge of those?

also i think we should learn from vaders mistakes and have no huge unguarded passages leading to the centre of the station where it can be easily destroyed, perhapse make it sealed so we dont all get owned ?

just an idea.

Fido McNasty · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:11

Another name - Largo

I can toot that all day long. Weeee! There will be no mattresses in the way! Evah!

or traffic cones

semi-pro waster · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:18

$loth said:
Can I be creator of porn? (Note: Will need at least 5% female crew on board)

Only 5%? Does that mean you will be creating lots of gay porn too then? I guess you can keep Andr3w and his "laydeee's" company.

jakspyder said:
also i think we should learn from vaders mistakes and have no huge unguarded passages leading to the centre of the station where it can be easily destroyed, perhapse make it sealed so we dont all get owned ?

just an idea.

Isn't that only really important if you're going to be an evil type facing up against a rebel alliance with family members in their number?

Fido McNasty · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:33

semi-pro waster said:
I guess you can keep Andr3w and his "laydeee's" company.

I worked all day long to try and forget that. Was doing pretty good up to this point.

jakspyder · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:45

semi-pro waster said:
Isn't that only really important if you're going to be an evil type facing up against a rebel alliance with family members in their number?

what if an evil type wanting to face up against the station to rape the women and children and take all the men for slaves? then we dont want such an obvious vulnerability!

taz488 · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:56

simulatorman said:
I’d like to be Commander Massage, Chief Entertainments Officer

as head music event organiser i feel obliged to join your entertainment team

Lashout_UK · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:02

Hey, I'm an engineer and have a complete disregard for my own personal safety so would be ideal for walking into those live steam leakages, to shut off important valves, when one of the turbines let go after the reactor runs away and is in danger of blowing up the whole damned place!

Strong time management and interpersonal skills too, ideal for coordinating teams one thro twelve when the main ring's down!

I can bring a potted plant for oxygenation purposes, an extensive back catalogue of PC Gamer (and discs), lots of engineering books and my equipment for drawing and machining small parts!

I also have an excellent collection of Slovakian alcohols, which are even better consumed when on fire.

And an extensive music collection

Then in my spare time I can build a few little shuttles and open up a competition involving piloting them through dangerously clustered asteroid belts and trying to hit small mammals on foreign planets that are under 2m across....

Head of Engineering?