I'm going to build a space station

[B@Th*nG]

can i be Morale Officer?

B@

 

[apeZ]

I would be willing to be a technical engineer. My role is to provide upgrades to the hull and weapons and make spacewalks outside to add these. If necessary, I will also make repairs to the ship hull and various things related to it.

Sign me up cap'n!

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Can i be the toilet engineers assistant? I mean, whos gonna clean all the poo off the toilet engineer? Plus i have a vast knowledge of bacon farming and can guarantee a lifetime supply of maple cured pig meat Oh and i'll give you a bag of haribo and let you ride on our precious swans

Very cryptic ..... very quickly deciphered.

 

[GreenMint]

As I'm working navigation, that'll be on the times of flying the station out there and any missions we go on, can I get the "on station" role of ship hairdresser? Men upstairs...women downstairs!

 

[wez130]

can i bring the missus along as onboard counseller.

 

[Mr Kingston]

can i bring the missus along as onboard counseller.

all depends what type of counselling she does

 

[dangerstat]

Can I be "Chief business change manager" please,

 

[Psypher5]

I think if were having a small team on weaponary, it should have a team name

 

[Cosimo]

I am told they are in reasonable order.

Your wish may be granted, apparently all will be revealed tonight.

 

[Jongo]

Can i join as a Bathroom Attendant? You know one of those people who watches you go to the toilet then offers random fragrances for a few pennies.

 

[dangerstat]

Can i join as a Bathroom Attendant? You know one of those people who watches you go to the toilet then offers random fragrances for a few pennies.

I think Spie's been penciled in for that role

 

[nydryl]

Has the position of wise old drunk been taken? I will also consider the job of smelly abusive drunk if not, but I will need to check a few things with the toilet cleaners.

PK!

As cleaner I politely request that bodily fluids expelled by any drunk on the ship are kept in neat pools. Of course if the drunk saw fit to keep my hip flask full I'd let it slide

 

[Mat]

As cleaner I politely request that bodily fluids expelled by any drunk on the ship are kept in neat pools. Of course if the drunk saw fit to keep my hip flask full I'd let it slide

Wait... drunk, wee, full hip flask... surely not... o_0

 

[nydryl]

Wait... drunk, wee, full hip flask... surely not... o_0

Noooooo I don't want to be duped by hip flasks full of wee

 

[Blackvault]

Ship/Stations name = S.S. Mustard

Blackvault

 

[Dazzy_G]

Unfortunitely the ships crew log was updated before I ninja edited my title... so I remain a scouse bum.

Still... your lab wont always be occupied *wink wink*

My lab only has room for Me and a hot chest heavy woman raised by Alien cyborgs that has no notion of human interaction, thus forcing me to show her the ways of the human race, very very vigorously several times a day.

 

[Brian Stuart]

Name--Space Cruiser Hovis

 

[Egon]

I'd like to join in a research capcity - I'll be officially researching whether 42 is actually the answer the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. I'll also be resident Ghostbuster.

 

[nex20]

no we got like 3 people now! by my reckoning with the 3 of us, we'll have no immediate solar system to worry about for a while.

Fine, Can I be the guy that sits in the crows nest and looks out for space pirates and ice bergs?

 

[iamdjdz]

Current crew listing has been updated - nex20, you may be in the 'defense' team if you wish - I shall let you all choose a name for your team as laser operators.

More details coming soon about the station.