I'm going to build a space station

As cargo bay "fork lift" operator I would like to report that 97% of supplies have now been loaded however this task has not been without a few problems;

1. There was some delay loading our chewing gum based fuel (see post 57). It was very easy to pick up but not so easy to put down causing some difficulty. Upon investigation it was found that this issue was mainly due to my current Power Loader 1760x having titanium forks rather than the magnesium alloy coated forks required for the handling of such fuels. This was temporarily rectified by the application of peanut butter to the forks. As this is only a temporary solution expect a requisition order to follow this report for the updated model PL 1788 extra edition which is specially designed for handling such fuels.

2. Some extremely heavy mysterious black crates labeled "Weapons Development Division c/o Jonny 69" arrived from Abita Industries earlier this morning, one of these was unfortunately damaged in transit and was oozing a bright green goo which had a distinct odor of mustard. This was repaired and secured in its storage area.

3. A non-essential shipment of fail has yet to arrive at the loading station and as such is unlikely to be included in the final inventory. Due to the contents of the shipment I am understandably not that bothered but felt it necessary to report nonetheless.

On a personal note I seem to be experiencing very rapid hair growth which I first noticed this morning. I can find no explanation for this but shall seek medical attention once the final supplies are loaded.

PL operator
Laiman
 
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laiman said:
As cargo bay "fork lift" operator I would like to report that 97% of supplies have now been loaded however this task has not been without a few problems;

1. There was some delay loading our chewing gum based fuel (see post 57). It was very easy to pick up but not so easy to put down causing some difficulty. Upon investigation it was found that this issue was mainly due to my current Power Loader 1760x having titanium forks rather than the magnesium alloy coated forks required for the handling of such fuels. This was temporarily rectified by the application of peanut butter to the forks. As this is only a temporary solution expect a requisition order to follow this report for the updated model PL 1788 extra edition which is specially designed for handling such fuels.

2. Some extremely heavy mysterious black crates labeled "Weapons Development Division c/o Jonny 69" arrived from Abita Industries earlier this morning, one of these was unfortunately damaged in transit and was oozing a bright green goo which had a distinct odor of mustard. This was repaired and secured in its storage area.

3. A non-essential shipment of fail has yet to arrive at the loading station and as such is unlikely to be included in the final inventory. Due to the contents of the shipment I am understandably not that bothered but felt it necessary to report nonetheless.

On a personal note I seem to be experiencing very rapid hair growth which I first noticed this morning. I can find no explanation for this but shall seek medical attention once the final supplies are loaded.

PL operator
Laman
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if its not too late, I'f like to apply for the job of Panic Specalist. I'm am fully qualified to panic when ever theres a crisis, run off into vast dark cargo holds on my own, or even go into a frozen stance when confronted by a nasty space alien.
 
I believe every good space station deserves its own theme tune, do we have any music producers on board to go create a theme tune?

Thanks, your pilot, wez130
 
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I believe every good space station deserves its own theme tune, do we have any music producers on board to go create a theme tune?
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If we can't find one of those, how about this? http://midi.homemusician.net/files/gina_g/oohah_just_a_little_bit_v2.mid

How's everyone's beards looking?

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Can I be Token Half-Alien Officer? I am actually a full alien, so I'm overqualified for the job! I'm a legal alien. I'm a Cypriot in Leeds.
 
I'd like to be in charge of the holodeck and will let you turn on/off safety protocols as and when necessary! (ie when themes include playing with Diana Troi, or Seven of Nine etc etc ...)
 
Business Change meeting 1 - write up notes

[1] Due to an unfortunate incident involving "fluffy" the ship's beloved pet cat, with immediate effect no kittens must be placed in the port torpedo tubes.

[2] The last post recieved before blast off contained an as yet unclaimed package for a Mr D. Bunny, guessing from the labelling it seems to contain a PS3 and a battery powered Kettle.

[3] We've had complaints from certain staff about acts of communal fapping in the breakfast cue.

That is all

Dangerstat H/ Business Change
 
This needs to be our themetune:


Can you feel the funk? :D

I must point out that this is just a video I found of some of our experiences on and off the station, it slipped through a hole in time in a box of Kellogs.
 
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