I'm going to build a space station

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Co-Pilot speaking...

We are travelling at a comfortable speed and we should arrive at our first destination on time.
May I remind you not to open the windows, we've already had a few cases where this has happened, and we would like to reduce the number of injuries during our time on the ship as much as possible.
 
Aha! there we go!

On my way to my desk I noticed a naked man tied to a wall smeared in thermal paste, as much as you may like to OC him till he BSOD's, please do ensure you obtain the gentleman's permission or restrain yourselves until we return to earth.

Many thanks, we are now heading north...and up!
 
It currently has:

Irish
indian
TimTim Original
Harold Shipman
Snoopy
Churchill The Dog
Spie
Grumpy Old Man (aka FoxTalk)
Graham Norton

Although, we do have space for 5 more custom voices, any requests fellow shipmates?
 
Lashout_UK said:
This needs to be our themetune:


Can you feel the funk? :D

I must point out that this is just a video I found of some of our experiences on and off the station, it slipped through a hole in time in a box of Kellogs.
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I have just archived this in the ships records. It can be found filed in the music section under the simple reference 421111244214129812788237492734748714-87122-C. Note, that is "C". This is not to be confused with 421111244214129812788237492734748714-87122-J which is the captain playing a rendition of Lady in Red on a kazoo.
 
People, the all night party has just started in the “Earth Bar”, drinks are free, the party will end when we carry out the last reveller. Have fun, orbits never got better than this!

Lets Party.

Commander Massage.
 
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Hey Guys, i found this while walking around the ship in poorly lit and sparcly populated areas...

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I have determined that it comes from space.
I'll be keeping an eye on it in my Lab on G deck, the one right near the main ventilation shaft.

Will let you know how it gets on.

Dazzy_G
Astroomgdidthatcomefromspaceoliogy specialist
Director of inter-species breeding (Stay tuned for my pig the size of an elephant - epic bacon incoming)
 
Dear All

Although a great time was had by all in the Earth Bar last night (and this moring), I feel some notice needs to be brought to the discarded empty bottles outside it this morning.

Free alcohol does tend to attract the Chav Vermin so I would kindly ask that all empties be discarded in the provided wastebins. I am sure the waste management personell (Magical Trevor and Nydryl) would also appreciate your co-operation in this matter.

Thanks

freak2002
HOCC
 
freak2002 said:
Dear All

Although a great time was had by all in the Earth Bar last night (and this moring), I feel some notice needs to be brought to the discarded empty bottles outside it this morning.

Free alcohol does tend to attract the Chav Vermin so I would kindly ask that all empties be discarded in the provided wastebins. I am sure the waste management personell (Magical Trevor and Nydryl) would also appreciate your co-operation in this matter.

Thanks

freak2002
HOCC
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Ah well a slight faux pas on my part last night. I had intended to keep the bar and the surrounding are clean so as to avoid any unwanted guests but became somewhat sidetracked when Tom Cruise lept out from behind the bar and knicked AmTechFox's wheelchair (I don't think our resident special child was old enough to be in the bar).
 
Dear All,
We have a minor case of decompression in the crew quarters, some fool decided it would be a good idea to have a game of darts without the board.

While this wouldn't usually be a problem for the Immovable Impenitrable hull it has come to my attention that my darts which are made out of Impenitrable Immovable substance 2 (an upgrade i was planning to install next week) were stolen and used on a crudely drawn darts board on the outer hull.

Firstly could I please ask them to return my darts and secondly could you please stay away from lower crew quarters while I fix the Hull damage and thirdly stop Stealing my stuff.

I Apologise for any inconvienience caused.

Chief Hull Engineer

Capn' $qu!ff
 
nydryl said:
Ah well a slight faux pas on my part last night.
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Thanks for the update, I was in no way blaming you for the rubbish. You are doing a fantastic job on the ship. So much that the chav nuisance is very minor and I am able to spend a lot of time on my secondary roll.

Speaking of which I am off on my 2.30 loner rounds.........
 
A small update from your Head of Security,

There has been a problem with a few crew members having a few disagreements. May I remind those individuals concerned that security is tight throughout the whole Space Station and nothing gets past myself and my team.
I shall be discussing the issue with Capn' $qu!ff regarding the issue of darts in the crew quarters as this is totally unacceptable and could result in members being banished from the ship.

You have been warned!

Also, I am working with freak2002 to ensure that there is no chav nuisance to ensure that all other passengers & crew members can be assured that their safety is very important to us.

Hope everybody is enjoying themselves.

Maccy
Head of Security
Onboard phone no: 77-999
 
Good job I stowed away in the hold with the resident micing cats whilst you took off!

Ex staff-corporal-officer here, applying for the job of the bloke that wipes the windscreen when we stop at interstellar space junctions.
I request two damp hankies, some sunglasses with the TV on the inside to keep me occupied, and would like to be paid with three AAA batteries per day, providing that all loan equipment on the ship takes these batteries.
 
I did some scans of the egg and got a weird result...

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All the radiation from the scans i did seem to have disturbed the egg in someway and i have placed it in a firebox made from Impenitrable Immovable substance 2
just incase. i expect it to hatch some time this evening.
 
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