I'm going to build a space station

If I am to be a member of this crew (and you can consider this my application)

Have you thought of a name for this behemoth?

Welcome aboard sonny. I will consider your requests, and there should be no problem granting them. As for the Polish - I would rather British jobs went to British people (ie me) during the construction. However I accept applications from all nationalities for the crew, well no nigerians.

And the name, no, I really should think of one so I can throw some champage at it before launch.

Can I come?

Yep :)
 
You're going to need some big ass rockets and a huge laser gun. I can make them for you, got the bits in the garage as it goes :)

Thanks man, would be really helpful. Can we also hire your services as a chef on special occasions? We can charter you on or off the station from any location in the universe :)
 
Hi.

I had this idea quite some time ago and had very similer ideas. My blueprints and ideas sheets were mysteriously stolen, and I had to give up.

Do you have anything to do with this?

Thanks
Space Captain Commander Jeff
 
One thing you might want to make note of on your detailed construction plans; there appears to be a womans front bottom at one end - the far left end. Is this intentional? Is it a female space station?
 
One thing you might want to make note of on your detailed construction plans; there appears to be a womans front bottom at one end - the far left end. Is this intentional? Is it a female space station?

I failed to see that as appearing to be a woman's front bottom, it is the door of the docking bay, I shall modify the design during construction so that it looks more neutral.
 
Sure, I can charter a craft to get you up once it has been launched :)
You are entitled to 7 weeks holiday a year, you have no accomodation fees to pay and only a limited outgoings from your lucrative salary.
Any particular shops?

ok cool, count me in, as long as i can drive the thing.

Will it drive like a car, i.e 3 pedals, a clutch, a handbrake and a steering wheel, also, i request a full leather interior, bluetooth (for hands free phone calls) a good sound system, satellite navigation, dual zone climate control, heated and cooled seats and family entertainment system, not too much to ask is it?

and one last thing, will it drift like a jap car, i wouldn't mind drifting it round Jupiter.
 
Can I be pilot? I've played Eve Online...

You and Wes can share the job. The station will not be controlled quite the same as a car, but the learning curve will not be very difficult. It will have all the mod-cons, but won't drift I'm afraid, though piloting at high speed may be more fun, don't you think?

Every fight I've been in I've won? I think I would do a remarkable job and can provide references on request :)

Ok, I shall hire you anyway, I don't imagine security will be too tough a job onboard.
 
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