I'm going to build a space station

[yermum]

I can create the perfect foodstuff for your space trip, namely cheescake. It's light as a feather but sticks to everything, so a lapse in the gravity field will not be a problem.

Can I be pastry chef? I can also make the coffee.............

 

[Jonny69]

Can I be a nameless redshirt?

If I can offer some advice, if I were you I wouldn't agree to go on any missions if you haven't been onscreen before. My experience from Star Trek is the nameless redshirts always die

 

[wez130]

Here's your anti-grav propulsion unit and the long-range drive system sorted.

Genius

I can create the perfect foodstuff for your space trip, namely cheescake. It's light as a feather but sticks to everything, so a lapse in the gravity field will not be a problem.

Can I be pastry chef? I can also make the coffee.............

I'm already a master pastry chef and can make awesome cheesecake, so double my already lucrative wage and it'll save space on the space station, along with food consumption and toilet waste

 

[strudey]

If I can offer some advice, if I were you I wouldn't agree to go on any missions if you haven't been onscreen before. My experience from Star Trek is the nameless redshirts always die

I am ready to die unnecessarily for the good of the space station! *salutes*

 

[Mat]

I am ready to die unnecessarily for the good of the space station! *salutes*

lol

You sound like just the type of person it needs. I'll hire you in Systems if you like? I'm the manager don't you know

 

[yermum]

Ah yes, but I'm also a qualified gardener if you're planning to go down that route for the oxygen, so you get cheesecake, coffee, edible crops and oxygen all rolled into one.

Pleeeeeeeeze can I have a job?

PS. I also keep tabs on the ISS and its dropped toolbox each night, so I can navigate too.

 

[KiTBoH]

When's the launch date?

 

[lokkers]

5 Stars, great thread.

Can I be weapons officer?

 

[wez130]

sunday ffs, and don't be late.

 

[Jonny69]

Sunday? Er, I'd better get cracking with these rockets.

 

[strudey]

lol

You sound like just the type of person it needs. I'll hire you in Systems if you like? I'm the manager don't you know

I'll do it! I do have some issues with hand-eye co-ordination and incontinence but I'm sure you can accomodate me.

 

[bum]

MOTHERLAND!

 

[Maccy]

Just designed the first grade security cameras. As the image shows, anyone that steps out of line will be destoyed!

iamdjdz - perhaps update the OP with all the staff names and job titles?

 

[strudey]

MOTHERLAND!

Excuse me sir, you're not allowed pasthhhhhnnGGGG *dies* *urinates*

 

[Maccy]

Excuse me sir, you're not allowed pasthhhhhnnGGGG *dies* *urinates*

It's ok, we got him

 

[semi-pro waster]

Yeah no probs. I forgot I can cook too. I'll chuck the stove in the back when I bring the rockets round

Sunday? Er, I'd better get cracking with these rockets.

Since you are on a shortened timescale why not save time and combine the two, cook on the rockets; sausages, burgers, marshmallows and various other foodstuffs that you could cook on a campfire ought to work quite nicely. In fact you can have sing-songs round the booster rockets while you're cooking too so that's at least a few nights entertainment taken care of.

A few questions though. 1) Do you have any sort of weapons systems to deal with any potential hostile forces? 2) What about alcohol onboard? 3) What is the policy on drunk driving a spaceship?

 

[wez130]

A few questions though. 1) Do you have any sort of weapons systems to deal with any potential hostile forces? 2) What about alcohol onboard? 3) What is the policy on drunk driving a spaceship?

1. I've requested sharks with lasers.
2. That's upto the OP
3. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol, honestly

 

[laiman]

Can I come, I'd like to work in the cargo bay as long as you have one of those yellow fork lift type things from aliens??

 

[Greebo]

I am ready to die unnecessarily for the good of the space station! *salutes*

Me too. I will wear the red suit as a security person and will not appear by name in the credits.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

I'm not sure the OP correctly understands the role of a space station, particularly the fact that it remains stationary in orbit....

Apart from that though everything else seems to be in order.