I'm going to build a space station

[Maccy]

Ok, I shall hire you anyway, I don't imagine security will be too tough a job onboard.

It's mainly for the staff, some of the people that you have expressed interest in or hired seem the type for arguing and this could lead to problems! I'm sure you'd prefer to have happy and hard working staff!

 

[Marky]

You and Wes can share the job. The station will not be controlled quite the same as a car, but the learning curve will not be very difficult. It will have all the mod-cons, but won't drift I'm afraid, though piloting at high speed may be more fun, don't you think?



Ok, I shall hire you anyway, I don't imagine security will be too tough a job onboard.

I'm cool with that - we could have a rota - you don't want a pilot that's been flying for 24 hours now do you!

 

[Archibald0]

phone chuck norris. he will solve all your technical problems with a roundhouse kick

 

[Mat]

I'm only coming if I get to have a clipboard and can tell other people what to do.

 

[Edward01]

I missed Cruise control, i have to have cruise control

And defiantly a heated steering wheel for those cold planets

 

[atpbx]

You solve these problems the way Sci-fi writers do, with Mcguffins.

So for instance, your gravity problem would be solved by the "Gravaton generator", this device generates a gravitational field roughly equivalent to earths gravity.

How does it work? I dont know! I'm not a space mechanic!

Your propulsion problem would be solved by the installation of 4 interlinked General Dynamics 2200 series fusion drives, with high pressure plasma injection and enhanced fuel scavenging.

How do they work? I have no idea.

etc etc etc.

 

[Fido McNasty]

Will it be wi-fi compatible ?
I have a trumpet which can double as a good traffic horn. I think it needs a trumpet.

 

[iamdjdz]

I'm only coming if I get to have a clipboard and can tell other people what to do.

You can be personal manager of the systems sector

And defiantly a heated steering wheel for those cold planets

I think you'll find the onboard heating more than satisfactory but I can work it out.

 

[nydryl]

Could I be a cleaner on the ship? I would provide my own bleach but request that you supply the rubber gloves.

 

[wez130]

flying at high speed gets a bit boring after a while, you get used to it, we need some geforece to keep things interesting, hence the drifting, if i can't drift, can i at least wiggle the steering wheel left and right numerous times to remove the tediousness of a straight line, also can we have sharks with lasers to shoot oncoming asteroids?

And one last request, parking sensors would be nice to park a huge lump of metal, don't want to be crushing the tata nano in my rear view mirror do i?

 

[Marky]

And a Sat Nav that uses Google Earths Space App

 

[GeForce]

we need some geforce to keep things interesting,

Yes, hello, I'm here

Quality thread, 5 stars for you.

PS. Can I come too? Please?

 

[Jonny69]

Who's going to be the barman? I think we need a cheesy Tom Cruise type like in Cocktail

 

[Maccy]

Ah man I wish I'd gone for that role now!

 

[Mat]

You can be personal manager of the systems sector.

\o/

 

[wez130]

go for it, i don't mind driving 24/7, i'll stick auto pilot on when i need to sleep. (did i request autopilot as an option? While were on the subject, i need a sunroof)

 

[boxley]

Such a spaceship surely needs something along the same lines as the improbability drive as a means of propulsion and so i present to you:

 

[Mat]

"Hey! You're not authorised to be in this sector! Whats your crew number?!"


Just practicing

 

[Azagoth]

Here's your anti-grav propulsion unit and the long-range drive system sorted.

 

[strudey]

Can I be a nameless redshirt?