In the event of your *Tragic* Death..

This is totes a great idea! Facetardbook is so yesterday. Although if I die, I will totes have like hundreds of pages about me because I have like zomg so many besties.
 
Who cares about a facebook page when you risk ending up on YNC or similar, especially if you get splatted by a car or murered or something! These days everyone has a phone capable of recording video/taking photos.
 
I love it when retards who've stolen cars and died heroically in a blaze of burning Subaru after crashing it into someones bungalow or chip shop get a facebook remembrance page, then it gets trolled hard.
 
Forde said:
Example?!
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I don’t know I don't bookmark them :p usually recurring theme is:

1) Retards illiterate mates set up facebook page, making dead person sound like some sort of saint, saying stuff like "nvr dun ne harm 2 ne1 like", "r.i.p. bro, u didn't deserve it", "miss ya babz!!! <3"
2) After it's discovered said person died crashing someone else's car after they had stolen it from them from the news, someone finds it, and posts both link to facebook page and the news article to random forum
3) Hilarity ensues with people trolling it, and then counter responses from said knuckle dragging mates and internet hard men
4) Finally all comments get deleted then the group becomes private, or invite only

Rinse, and repeat for next "tragedy".
 
doofer said:
So, we all die one day, but some of us will be destined to die in sad , bizarre, strange, epic, heroic ways and some even by farting too hard, but who else really doesn't want a Facetardbook Condolences page setting up about them?



:rolleyes:

I wonder if there's a way of Legally enforcing Facetardbook to NOT do it? I could eternally rest easy if I was able to set this into motion.

Yes, I have no friends and yes it's cool to hate Facetardbook, etc. etc....:rolleyes:
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Why would you get messages like that unless your friends are retarded? There's loads of crap on facebook because so many people use it, doesn't mean you have to see any when you use it.
 
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gillywibble said:
Why would you even think about it OP?
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I find the whole Online Social Networking thing quite banal and pointless, Facetardbook is however extremely intrusive in that you simply cannot get away from it even if you do not use it, I know many people who actively avoid it as much as they can, the BBC News site had a link to the Welsh Football fan who died at Wembley (The BBC likes to promote Facetardbook for some reason, even though their own Charter forbids it) and I just thought to myself 'What if that guy was a Facetardbook avoider? And how ****ed off would he be now if he was?'. Not to mention how cringe-worthy other Condolences pages I have seen there are, hardly respectful even though the people concerned are dead and obviously wouldn't care.
 
doofer said:
I find the whole Online Social Networking thing quite banal and pointless, Facetardbook is however extremely intrusive in that you simply cannot get away from it even if you do not use it, I know many people who actively avoid it as much as they can, the BBC News site had a link to the Welsh Football fan who died at Wembley (The BBC likes to promote Facetardbook for some reason, even though their own Charter forbids it) and I just thought to myself 'What if that guy was a Facetardbook avoider? And how ****ed off would he be now if he was?'. Not to mention how cringe-worthy other Condolences pages I have seen there are, hardly respectful even though the people concerned are dead and obviously wouldn't care.
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I think you've got a massive chip on your shoulder regarding Facebook, and you look pretty silly because of it.

Facebook avoider?

Mental.
 
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