Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Can somebody help me. I've not got many messages so could someone go through my profile and help me improve it.

Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship
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About Me
Bitter, disillusioned Single guy recently rejected by girlfriend seeks decent, reliable woman aged 17-70, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches.

A little about my self :


OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, but BASICALLY NORMAL

My ideal women would be a Double jointed supermodel who owns her own Pub and grows her own weed. Will need to also be good in bed and have a car If you have a twin you will get extra points.

I have many romantic moments, and when I gaze deeply into your eyes and say, "you'll do", I'll occasionally actually mean it.

I am exceptionally good and multi-talented in bed - I can watch top gear and still touch-type on my laptop, whether I'm lying on my back or my side.

I like telling jokes to a lady after sex. Heck, by that time, she's already used to laughing at me, so I like to make the most of it.

I'm an amazing cook and can cook up a 4 course meal using only a toaster and a microwave!

My favourite past time is hanging around old peoples homes in a Grim reaper outfit occasionally pointing at residents.
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First Date
I like to Break out of the tired old traditional male/female roles. I'll be the baby Duck and you feed me fish like a momma Duck. I'll provide the fish you bring the strap-on beak ;). No weirdos, please.
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Im confused how you're meeting girls via facebook? I've had a few random people adding me, is that just what you guys are doing?
 
Shicky said:
Im confused how you're meeting girls via facebook? I've had a few random people adding me, is that just what you guys are doing?
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Well i'll talk you through how I met my current girlfriend... Soon to be fiance...

Here she is:

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Lucy added me one day so I check out her profile and think phwoar!

I see she has one mutual friend... So I ring him up. Ask who she is, ask her what she's like etc.

Now this friend used to work for me many years ago but has since moved on to another company who Lucy also works for. Apparently he had been discussing me and she looked me up on Facebook, fancied me and decided to randomly add me.

So... After the good review from my friend I click 'accept' and over the course of week we get chatting. Turns out she is massively into what I consider to be 'good' music (60's onwards rock - The Beatles to Kasabian) and has an extremely similar outlook on life as well as the same values and morals.

After a week she comes round mine for a drink and the rest is history. Cue us now discussing engagement rings and marriage. Something I had never considered in my life until I met her.
 
Gorgeous girl you have there Gordy.

I think it's different when a girl adds a random guy, reverse the roles and it seems more creepy does it not? Or is that just me?
 
NeverWinter said:
Gorgeous girl you have there Gordy.

I think it's different when a girl adds a random guy, reverse the roles and it seems more creepy does it not? Or is that just me?
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Thanks mate... Yes I agree. Although I tend to get a fair amount of random adds from women and as a general policy I never accept them. Lucy was the exception as she had a mutual friend and even then I phoned him to discuss her first.

P.S. Thats Lucy in my Sig also. Very lucky guy :D
 
NeverWinter said:
Haha, the pic on the left is that from a shoot or just your special kinky time collection? ;)
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Just an iPhone pic we took while trying on fancy dress costumes for last years new years eve party... I've kept it as I love the 'Grrrr' face she makes lol :D

She ended up going as Cheryl Cole, dressed in that Streetfighter outfit:-

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I went as a Jedi... Hence her holding my Lightsabre... Oo Errr! :eek:

Trust me... Posting anything from our personal kinky collection would get me banned in an instant! :D
 
Viper² said:
I don't mean to offend, but are they real?
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Nope, they are fake. She had them done last year. I didn't think she needed them but she paid for them herself and is ten times happier for it.

I can't talk anyway as I spent £7k on porcelein vaneers last year also.

Neither of us are ashamed and certainly don't take offence. We could afford it easily, they are both things we wanted to do and we are both happier in ourselves. :)
 
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